bleedingorange85
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Steve Spurrier, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded little Gamecock sticker on the window.
"This is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, for not everyone gets a house like this up here."
Steve felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with a Orange and White checkerboard sidewalk, 50 ft tall flagpole with an enormous Vol flag, and in every window, pictures of Power T's on the sides of football helmets and an oil painting of Peyton Manning over the fireplace.
Steve looked at God and said, "I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I've been rated high in all papers, my school won a national championship in football, I've even beaten the Volunteers several times, and someday I hope to be in the Hall of Fame.
God asked, "So what do you want to know Steve?"
Well, why does Phil Fulmer get a bigger and better house than I?"
God chuckled and said, "Steve, that's not Phil's house. IT'S MINE!!
"This is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, for not everyone gets a house like this up here."
Steve felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with a Orange and White checkerboard sidewalk, 50 ft tall flagpole with an enormous Vol flag, and in every window, pictures of Power T's on the sides of football helmets and an oil painting of Peyton Manning over the fireplace.
Steve looked at God and said, "I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I've been rated high in all papers, my school won a national championship in football, I've even beaten the Volunteers several times, and someday I hope to be in the Hall of Fame.
God asked, "So what do you want to know Steve?"
Well, why does Phil Fulmer get a bigger and better house than I?"
God chuckled and said, "Steve, that's not Phil's house. IT'S MINE!!
