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hatvol96

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I passed up an invitation only performance by Tera Patrick at Scores tonight to fly in for the game. Firing will not be sufficient punishment for Fulmer should we lose.
 
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My fear is that I'm going to regret my decision about the middle of the third quarter.
 
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Yeah, now that Dolan has started to tighten the reigns on Garden employees, it gets expensive when it's on your own tab.
 
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hatvol96 said:
My fear is that I'm going to regret my decision about the middle of the third quarter.
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Bet the over, and take your winnings and enjoy the Emerald Club, on Clinton Hwy
After a night in there you won't even remember what Tera Patrick looked like

:)
 
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The Emerald Club is only for those who have a bullet scar and/or stretch mark fetish.
 
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vol_in_ar said:
Bet the over, and take your winnings and enjoy the Emerald Club, on Clinton Hwy
After a night in there you want even remember what Tera Patrick looked like

:)
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Man, I got a story from that place.

One night, when I was a Soph. in college me and my buddies got absolutley wasted and ended up at the Emerald Club. Well we kept getting hammered in the classy establishment and I went to go get my maybe 6 or 7th beer. Everytime I got a beer I tipped a dollar.

Well this time the bartender just kept a dollar extra, basically assuming the tip. I didn't notice till I got back to my seat. This is about the time dollar dances started and one of the "employees" came over and asked if I wanted one. I said something to the effect of,

"Miss, the gentalmen behind the bar assumed I was going to give him a dollar for his services and shorted me in my change, therefore you should entertain me for nothing"

Except it was slurred and had a expletive every fifth word. Anyway, I ended up getting tossed out. Tossed in the most literal sense of the word.

In retrospect, I was an absolute idiot for going nuts over a dollar, but it was hilarious to my friends which I had to wait out in the cold for because the bouncer wouldn't go get the car keys from my buddy and none of them would answer their cell phones.

Never been back since.
 
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Hat, I am struggling with this. Even if the Vols won by 50, how is that worth missing the show?
 
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I hope too your trip down is not in vain. I think not. I think that you think it isn't either or you wouldn't have passed up a great evening with Tera.

I know, too many thinks in the last paragraph. Have fun today Hat. I'll be watching from FL.
 
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WOW just WOW......sorry hat, but i would have goen with the patrick deal.
 
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#23
This should pretty much end any question someone might have about hat's loyalty to the big orange.
 
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