vols520 Advice Thread

[Vols520]

Ask away...epper::worship::shaking2::censored::boobies::acute:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why does everyone hate you?

 

[Vols520]

Why does everyone hate you?

I think it's because I have soft hands and a rapists wit.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why did i get banned from the ff?

 

[Vols520]

Why did i get banned from the ff?

Because Ron Mexico isn't as cool as Carlos Danger

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I think it's because I have soft hands and a rapists wit.

Understandable and a damn shame.

 

[theFallGuy]

why do u not have an avatar? no avatar=very untrustyworthy

 

[Vols520]

why do u not have an avatar? no avatar=very untrustyworthy

I used to have a robot riding a unicorn. Not sure what happened to it.

 

[Wickerhead]

I used to have a robot riding a unicorn. Not sure what happened to it.

Anything that rides a unicorn is ghey.

 

[Hobock]

520, I'm a reformed Mormon with a smowking-hot wife. What should I have for dinner?

 

[theFallGuy]

520, I'm a reformed Mormon with a smowking-hot wife. What should I have for dinner?

whiskey

 

[VolFan32]

520, I'm a reformed Mormon with a smowking-hot wife. What should I have for dinner?

Another wife?

 

[Hobock]

Another wife?

Not LDS, brah. I'm reformed.

 

[UTGnome]

Waterworld is the only acceptable answer.

 

[Vols520]

520, I'm a reformed Mormon with a smowking-hot wife. What should I have for dinner?

Kale salad, organic chicken breast and a baked sweet potato.

Wash it down with a nice gluten free beer.

 

[Vols520]

Anything that rides a unicorn is ghey.

Anybody who steals an avator is as well.

 

[Hobock]

Kale salad, organic chicken breast and a baked sweet potato.

Wash it down with a nice gluten free beer.

I hate hippies.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Should I start posting here once again or continue stirring up shizz in the ff?

 

[Vols520]

I hate hippies.

who doesn't?

 

[Hobock]

Should I start posting here once again or continue stirring up shizz in the ff?

Bofe

 

[Hobock]

520, what are your thoughts on Jess Greenberg? I'll hang up and listen. Go Vawls!

 

[Vols520]

520, what are your thoughts on Jess Greenberg? I'll hang up and listen. Go Vawls!

I would very much like to take her out for a frozen yogurt.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I would very much like to take her out for a frozen yogurt.

Answer me gawtammit!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

You are certainly no TRM...

 

[Vols520]

Should I start posting here once again or continue stirring up shizz in the ff?

I would like you to post here more.