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Volipedia: Similar to Wikipedia. A source for definitions of uniquely Tennessee or at least SEC verbage. Some examples...



Fulmerite: Blind loyalty to the King. Fulmerites tend to view as heretical any criticism of the team or the head coach. They are frequently found in October drunk, bloated on chicken wings, and babbling to themselves about how they were three points away from contending and next year the offensive line will be better, damnit.

Neylander: Pale orange-clad humans who relentlessly sing a song called "Rocky Top" until their ears bleed. Know 20 people sitting next to them in the stands in either direction. Remember when little Mary-Joe at the end of Row GG, now 67 years old, was quite the little strumpet.

Manninged: Finding oneself at the top numbers-wise, but with nothing to show for it.

Smokeyfied: Having kids take a bag of poop from a Basset Hound, put it in a bag, light it on fire, and leave it by your front door.

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Lawgatorification - The law of physics that makes thoughts lose their degree of hilarity from the time you think of them until the time that you post them on the internet.
 
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GAVol said:
Lawgatorification - The law of physics that makes thoughts lose their degree of hilarity from the time you think of them until the time that you post them on the internet.
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Gavolity: A combination of humility and homosexuality.
 
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GAVol said:
Lawgatorification - The law of physics that makes thoughts lose their degree of hilarity from the time you think of them until the time that you post them on the internet.
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Its synonym is THISISWHYI'MHOTIOCY.
 
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homer- (n) An individual known to have a inflated sense of self worth, believes he/she is the leading source for all knowledge of everything, and frequently makes baseless, outragous claims that they perceive as impossible to disprove.
 
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Gaffneylized-Loosing a game to the appearance of a caught football only to hear the cheering of Gators (see jort wearers)that damn well know it was not a MFing catch:realmad::realmad:
 
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SWIL said:
homer- (n) An individual known to have a inflated sense of self worth, believes he/she is the leading source for all knowledge of everything, and frequently makes baseless, outragous claims that they perceive as impossible to disprove.
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Volhomeritis: Chronic condition marked by self-delusion, tendency to believe it is still 1998, acceptance of Outback Bowl as best we can do for awhile.
 
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VolNational- A select breed of Volunteer fan. Uniquely intelligent and incomparably well informed. A VolNational should not be trifled with whenever UT athletics are being debated.
 
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myteamsfanbasesucksitis - a condition that causes fans of other teams to hang out at VN because their own fan base is made up of imbeciles.
 
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allvol123 said:
myteamsfanbasesucksitis - a condition that causes fans of other teams to hang out at VN because their own fan base is made up of imbeciles.
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:eek:lol:

If not cured, this of course advances to full blown "bammeritis".
 
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Fine Vol said:
Gaffneylized-Loosing a game to the appearance of a caught football only to hear the cheering of Gators (see jort wearers)that damn well know it was not a MFing catch:realmad::realmad:
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Gaffneydenialitus: Irrational belief that Florida would not have scored, anyway. Often accompanied by condition known as Refereeblewit Flu, which occurs when a referee makes a clear and unequivocal mistake in running the game clock after a mistaken penalty call, having it change the outcome of the game, and for the only time in history having the league acknowledge and apologize for it.
 
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allvol123 said:
myteamsfanbasesucksitis - a condition that causes fans of other teams to hang out at VN because their own fan base is made up of imbeciles.
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It appears to especially afflict those from Florida, Northern California, and Alabama.
 
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