I don't think intelligent people are interested in waiting on hold for 20 minutes to ask Fulmer why we can't tackle. Because we all know Fulmer has the same index card full of answers tucked in his back pocket. One side of said card is answers for after a win, and the other side is answers for after a loss, and I think we could all quote everyone of them cause we have heard everything CPF has to say.
For some reason a person's mental ability to form and express a coherent thought seems to be indirectly proportional to his desire to call in and go on air.
We get the same problem for the call-in show for Memphis Grizzlies games. Only callers are children who want to say things like "I like Mike Miller" and rednecks who spout nuggets like "man, if we'd just score more baskets then we'd win some of them there games".