VN Christmas Gift Thread

[Business]

Hypothetically speaking if you were going to get someone here a gift, What would you get them?

 

[Fine Vol]

Law Gator would get a Florida Gators ego holder with beer cup holders.

 

[droski]

you mean besides two chicks at the same time?

 

[vollygirl]

I'd get 85 the UPS guy that I see riding his motorcycle to work in the summer.

 

[Fine Vol]

Droski- A bear costume that has been washed and actually resembles a bear!

 

[orangeblooded2]

30 Minutes of face time with Volfreak.
Hypothetically!

 

[tnvolsfan85]

I'd get 85 the UPS guy that I see riding his motorcycle to work in the summer.

:birgits_giggle: Thank you!

vollygirl...what ever she wanted!

 

[Vol Mania 21]

i'd get 85 a life. scrapbooking is for the birds

 

[Business]

I'd get Mania a Brad Pitt daily desk calender.

 

[utvolpj]

you mean besides two chicks at the same time?

Well, yeah

 

[KB5252]

To ego: punch in the face
To 85: gift certificate to the local Mexican eatery
To emain: an I love Bush (GW) bumper sticker
To 1fn: I'd give him 85 for Christmas
To Windy: the gift of awesomeness (she needs it)

I will have to think about others.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

I'd get Mania a Brad Pitt daily desk calender.

why would i want that? you seem to have fantasies w/ me and guys. you got problems

 

[Fine Vol]

To KB. A Obama changes America poster!

 

[TXA&M07]

I'd give Vader batteries for his light saber.

 

[vader]

I'd like to teach the world to sing...

 

[volwindy]

To ego: punch in the face
To 85: gift certificate to the local Mexican eatery
To emain: an I love Bush (GW) bumper sticker
To 1fn: I'd give him 85 for Christmas
To Windy: the gift of awesomeness (she needs it)

I will have to think about others.

too bad I am awesome. I'd give kb a dose of reality.

 

[Chemvol]

...in perfect harmony...

 

[Lexvol]

To Vader and GA a Staples "Easy" button for merges.

 

[TXA&M07]

I would take flowers to Fail Dozer's grave too. May he rest in peace.

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

I would give everyone in VolNation the free ban button feature in your user cp.

 

[volwindy]

I'd give OE another outfit for his collection.

 

[vader]

I'd give Vader batteries for his light saber.

Please indulge me while I hijack with a "cute kid" story.

My soon to be 4 year old son is way into Star Wars now (go figure). His little kid pronunciation sounds a lot like "Light savers". He likes to have "light saver" fights with pops. I have a cheap vader helmet I put on and wield the red light saber. He, naturally, is Luke. He cuts off my hand, I mock throwing the Emperor down the huge shaft (mind out of the gutter, please). I then have to lie down and feed him the line "Take off this mask so I can see you with my own eyes". It is good son and daddy times.

Well, he is also way into Life Saver hard candies now. The pronunciation of that is very similar. So half the time I can't tell if he wants to duel or simply have a candy. There have been some funny confusing conversations.

/hijack

 

[Business]

Scratch that.....A 12 month George Clooney wall calender.

 

[KB5252]

To KB. A Obama changes America poster!

Is that the one with the burning US cities in the background?

 

[KB5252]

too bad I am awesome. I'd give kb a dose of reality.

Judging by this post I should include some medication for delusion.