VN Blog: Guitar Shots to the Head - Lane's SEC Survival Handbook

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Rule 11: No matter how humble and hospitable you try to be, Gator fans will still be as arrogant and rude as possible. So when approached (you'll know by the Jorts), as a rule of thumb, the more Gel in the hair means the bigger expletive!
 
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The usually colored pants don't bother me, no matter if they're orange or red or whatever, but the ones they're now making with the team logos printed all over them are just plain queer.
 
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Hilarious stuff, and an excellent read. Well done.

I will take issue, however, with the way you characterized the idiotic calls Kiffin took as being based on SEC fans in general, as opposed to UT fans in particular. If those were in fact the calls he got, I assure you that they are uniquely Tennessee-stupid.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Hilarious stuff, and an excellent read. Well done.

I will take issue, however, with the way you characterized the idiotic calls Kiffin took as being based on SEC fans in general, as opposed to UT fans in particular. If those were in fact the calls he got, I assure you that they are uniquely Tennessee-stupid.
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The first three are dramatizations. Ironically the fourth, however is a call that is legendary throughout....Kentucky. Years after Ritchie Farmer graduated a caller was known to dial up and ask that very question.
 
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Lexvol said:
The first three are dramatizations. Ironically the fourth, however is a call that is legendary throughout....Kentucky. Years after Ritchie Farmer graduated a caller was known to dial up and ask that very question.
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The wishbone question was pretty bad. But the fourth -- yeah -- that's Hall of Fame bad right there.
 
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The Dude said:
The usually colored pants don't bother me, no matter if they're orange or red or whatever, but the ones they're now making with the team logos printed all over them are just plain queer.
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I've got a pair of those and I can assure you, I am in no way queer. I've only busted them out for the Bama games and SECCG, and only when attending games in person.
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good work Lex, a little short though, you only have 2 kids so you have to time to write a longer piece
 
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Loved the article Lex. Great call on the Ric Flair referance. That is so true. Sad thing is, Ric is a big time gator fan, FWIW.
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lawgator1 said:
Hilarious stuff, and an excellent read. Well done.

I will take issue, however, with the way you characterized the idiotic calls Kiffin took as being based on SEC fans in general, as opposed to UT fans in particular. If those were in fact the calls he got, I assure you that they are uniquely Tennessee-stupid.
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Why don't you call in and regale the Volnation world with your witty repartee?
 
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