I noticed my wife's little smile yesterday when I got home. I knew something was immediately wrong. I said "whats up?" She says, I bought you a little present for the opening weekend." I'm said cool, where's my whiskey woman?
She says in the freezer already, oh and by the way, thanks so much for these cute earings. I just knew you wanted me to have them."
Apparently I am already buying "push presents" and she is a long ways off from being in labor. This is gonna be an interesting ride for the next 5 months. Im hoping my daughter will take after me.