VIF (post cruise)

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GreveHaller

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Sorry I didnt get back on here sooner. We got back home on Sunday night and I flew out at 8:00a Monday morning for a week long conference. I'm finally starting to get caught up both at work and at home.

Dude, cant believe I didnt run into you at least once. I wore my UT visor most of the time and I dont think anyone said a thing to me. I might have saw you a time or two but not sure because things are a bit hazy (more on that later). Also, I kinda forgot the "Bo" part so I didnt want to holler out "VIF".

Great pics you posted. Love the ruins pics and wish we had gone there. Here's what we did and my thoughts.

Cozumel: we went and rented some open air jeeps from Avis which was at the back of the port and drove around. We ended up at the end of the island where the lighthouse is then went snorkeling. I've been there before with an excursion but being there with just a few people was better since there were iguanas all over the lighthouse area. Plus no one was swimming.

Belize: wow. Just not what we expected. We did the cave tubing which was fun but riding in our bus for about an hour+ to get there wasnt fun. Pot holes all over the road as well as the country is just dirt friggin' poor. I felt guilty being in our air conditioned bus while these people were in shacks most with no electricity. Tubing was great but it was a 30 min walk in the jungle with mud in a large portion. The caves were cool. Big 30-50 ft ceilings and the water went from butt high to deeeep. Saw a bunch of bats hanging from the top of the cave.

Roatan: probably our favorite place. It is probably nicer than going to the mainland in Honduras but oh well. Riding on the bus on our excursion there was a point where we were on top of the ridge and could see the bay where our ship was and on the other side of the island the bay where we were going. Beautiful. Our excursion was snuba. This is where you get the mask, fins, weight belt, and regulator which is lined to air tanks that float on the surface. Un friggin real. Let your air out and float down 25 ft to the bottom. Fill lungs with air and float to the top. I'll do snuba again and again. Tons of fish and the coral reefs were great. Stayed under for about 40 minutes.

Cayman: man, all I can say is ex-pen-sive. Had lunch after our excursion and for 4 of us it was about $120. Problem is I was the only one drinking and only had 2 beers. We did another snorkling exursion there where they first took us to a coral reef. It was yards and yards of rocks with fish etc... We did find a 6 ft nurse shark resting on the bottom which was pretty cool. They then took us over to a location where the Caymans bought the Kittiwake, a decomissioned ship from the US naval fleet, and sunk it a few years back. Kinda scary swimming up on it and when its in focus, the boat is lying in 60 ft of water. Huges schools of amberjack swimming around it. Impressive. I wish we had done the snuba for that instead of snorkeling.

So it was that Friday when we were at sea all day and the wife and I had gone to the pool to get a few chairs. Sat around and of course the cabana boys came by asking if I wanted drinks. Well, nothing else to do right? Had one, had another, felt fine. Sometime after lunch the wife says she wants to go play bingo. About an hour later she comes back up and says she hit. This is the same woman that for the entire cruise couldnt pull her weight at the casino (I was hitting the slots for $40 here, $50 there, $80 plus a few good hands at 3 card poker). She hits for $650. Cha-ching. They dont 'give' you $650, they credit this to your room. Here's where my problems started. The wife decides that she wants to make sure we got the credit so goes to cust service. They tell her the balance we owe was $850 and her assumption is that after the credit we're looking good. The rep says "no, that's after the $650 credit". Wife gets a detailed bill. Hint: never let your wife get a detailed bill. She looks at me and says "you have drank $800 on this trip by yourself". Ergo the hazy reference. Yeah, it breaks it out by card so it was hard to deny.

Overall had a great time. Might post some pics soon.
 
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Sorry I didnt get back on here sooner. We got back home on Sunday night and I flew out at 8:00a Monday morning for a week long conference. I'm finally starting to get caught up both at work and at home.

Dude, cant believe I didnt run into you at least once. I wore my UT visor most of the time and I dont think anyone said a thing to me. I might have saw you a time or two but not sure because things are a bit hazy (more on that later). Also, I kinda forgot the "Bo" part so I didnt want to holler out "VIF".

Great pics you posted. Love the ruins pics and wish we had gone there. Here's what we did and my thoughts.

Cozumel: we went and rented some open air jeeps from Avis which was at the back of the port and drove around. We ended up at the end of the island where the lighthouse is then went snorkeling. I've been there before with an excursion but being there with just a few people was better since there were iguanas all over the lighthouse area. Plus no one was swimming.

Belize: wow. Just not what we expected. We did the cave tubing which was fun but riding in our bus for about an hour+ to get there wasnt fun. Pot holes all over the road as well as the country is just dirt friggin' poor. I felt guilty being in our air conditioned bus while these people were in shacks most with no electricity. Tubing was great but it was a 30 min walk in the jungle with mud in a large portion. The caves were cool. Big 30-50 ft ceilings and the water went from butt high to deeeep. Saw a bunch of bats hanging from the top of the cave.

Roatan: probably our favorite place. It is probably nicer than going to the mainland in Honduras but oh well. Riding on the bus on our excursion there was a point where we were on top of the ridge and could see the bay where our ship was and on the other side of the island the bay where we were going. Beautiful. Our excursion was snuba. This is where you get the mask, fins, weight belt, and regulator which is lined to air tanks that float on the surface. Un friggin real. Let your air out and float down 25 ft to the bottom. Fill lungs with air and float to the top. I'll do snuba again and again. Tons of fish and the coral reefs were great. Stayed under for about 40 minutes.

Cayman: man, all I can say is ex-pen-sive. Had lunch after our excursion and for 4 of us it was about $120. Problem is I was the only one drinking and only had 2 beers. We did another snorkling exursion there where they first took us to a coral reef. It was yards and yards of rocks with fish etc... We did find a 6 ft nurse shark resting on the bottom which was pretty cool. They then took us over to a location where the Caymans bought the Kittiwake, a decomissioned ship from the US naval fleet, and sunk it a few years back. Kinda scary swimming up on it and when its in focus, the boat is lying in 60 ft of water. Huges schools of amberjack swimming around it. Impressive. I wish we had done the snuba for that instead of snorkeling.

So it was that Friday when we were at sea all day and the wife and I had gone to the pool to get a few chairs. Sat around and of course the cabana boys came by asking if I wanted drinks. Well, nothing else to do right? Had one, had another, felt fine. Sometime after lunch the wife says she wants to go play bingo. About an hour later she comes back up and says she hit. This is the same woman that for the entire cruise couldnt pull her weight at the casino (I was hitting the slots for $40 here, $50 there, $80 plus a few good hands at 3 card poker). She hits for $650. Cha-ching. They dont 'give' you $650, they credit this to your room. Here's where my problems started. The wife decides that she wants to make sure we got the credit so goes to cust service. They tell her the balance we owe was $850 and her assumption is that after the credit we're looking good. The rep says "no, that's after the $650 credit". Wife gets a detailed bill. Hint: never let your wife get a detailed bill. She looks at me and says "you have drank $800 on this trip by yourself". Ergo the hazy reference. Yeah, it breaks it out by card so it was hard to deny.

Overall had a great time. Might post some pics soon.

The Saturday at sea we went early to the rear pool and got the pergola with the two hammocks and large loveseat and stayed there all day. I was sick with a fever Friday night and pretty much layed around all day Saturday. My stomach took 7 days to get right again. I feel your pain on the bar bill. We spent about $900 on alcohol just on the boat.
Can't believe you didn't see me. I repped orange every day as you can see in the pics.
Belize, our bus to the ruins was nearly hit head on by a van screaming around a curve but he locked up the brakes and skidded sideways with tires smoking and barely missed being clipped by the big bus on the half ass paved, one lane, pot hole filled road. All the local vendors reminded of the beggars in Tijuana, relentless.
I have heard your diving experience referred to as hooka diving as well. At least I think it's the same thing.
Glad you had a good time! post some pics when you can.:yes:
 
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Belize, our bus to the ruins was nearly hit head on by a van screaming around a curve but he locked up the brakes and skidded sideways with tires smoking and barely missed being clipped by the big bus on the half ass paved, one lane, pot hole filled road. :yes:

How ironic. We're in our bus going to the caves and there were about 3 buses going to the same place. A Dodge pick up passes us on that 2 lane road and after getting past us wanted to attempt to pass the first bus. Someone on our bus yells "holy sh_t" and I look thru the front window to see the pick up cutting in front of the first bus and going into the field to roll over about 3 times. Had a paramedic on the bus so he ran over to see if they were ok (they were) but the truck was toast. About a mile up the road was a billboard about how dangerous that stretch of road is.
 
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How ironic. We're in our bus going to the caves and there were about 3 buses going to the same place. A Dodge pick up passes us on that 2 lane road and after getting past us wanted to attempt to pass the first bus. Someone on our bus yells "holy sh_t" and I look thru the front window to see the pick up cutting in front of the first bus and going into the field to roll over about 3 times. Had a paramedic on the bus so he ran over to see if they were ok (they were) but the truck was toast. About a mile up the road was a billboard about how dangerous that stretch of road is.

I didn't notice any flashing yellow lights or school zones either. On main roads they had speed bumps and the guide called them "sleeping policemen".
No welfare system and school is mandatory through age 16 paid for by the parents. Guide said the average income is about $90 a week per household.:crazy:
 
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Looks like you rode the ski lift to the island while on Roatan. How was the island?

The comedian had a great bit about that. He said that he thought that it had been a bet between two sales reps. "Bet you you cant even sell a ski lift to a carribean island". "oh bet I can. Its on, b__ch".
 
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Looks like you rode the ski lift to the island while on Roatan. How was the island?

The comedian had a great bit about that. He said that he thought that it had been a bet between two sales reps. "Bet you you cant even sell a ski lift to a carribean island". "oh bet I can. Its on, b__ch".

Because of the short in port time, we decided to just relax on the beach. It was a pristine beach and crystal clear water. Buckets of Imperial Beer were flowing steadily. Actually my favorite stop of the cruise. I don't like to be on someone else's time schedule. Drinking beer and bikini watching was a great day for all. I could have used a second day in Cozumel too. Chair lift was cool even though my wife (RV) is skeered of heights, she did just fine as long as I didn't make it bounce or swing. It was probably faster to just walk down to the beach, but what the hell, I'm drunk and on vacation, I'll ride dang it. I missed the second set of comedians, but caught Diane Ford and Scotty K. Both funny as shiz. I was sick Friday nite and Saturday so I couldn't do much but sit on the toilet. Yahoo.
 

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