Recruiting forum off topic thread (no politics, covid, or hot button issues)

[Adam Sandler]

For your Volnation bingo cards...

It’s ok bro I pick my nose too don’t let the haters get you down

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

It’s ok bro I pick my nose too don’t let the haters get you down

Are you Jimmy Cheek?

 

[Adam Sandler]

Are you Jimmy Cheek?

J Booty Cheeks? Nah. That dude is straight muffin stump. And a yell boy.

 

[Adam Sandler]

Sounds like we can all agree that @Adam Sandler is NOT a Vol fan. @frank should ban him.

Voting rights are only for human posters. Nice try though.

 

[Adam Sandler]

I don't think so, Scooter. We are in for a WH rumble and @Weezer and I know how to WH rumble.
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The only rumbling and tumbling yall be doin is with each other under the sheets crying in each others arms after I crack coffee pots ova ya heads and spread hash browns over yer knocked out arses

 

[Adam Sandler]

I'm so proud of you! That's a nice one! Keep up the good work!


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What a week! You were able to pass off the jinx curse to a rival fan and now you're making sweet memes without a robot assisting you. You're growing up so darn fast. GO VOLS

Bring yer butt to Waffle House too there’s more than enough griddle space for a pussum egg and cheese sammich, which I will give to the homeless out back (to which they will also deny as even they have standards) as I would never serve that filth to a paying customer.

 

[rikberry31]

Too many beta males in our society today. Alpha males lead their families and provide the masculine side of the coin that all children need. They need to know that they have a father that cares enough about them to discipline them and teach them the right way to do things. A woman needs a man to step into his role as leader and protector and provider. They don't need a gigantic kid that does the bare minimum for her and then goes and plays video games while she shoulders the bulk of the family load. Men need to be men and stop being little cry baby little weaklings. (right @Ulysees E. McGill ?)

egg fricking xactly

 

[Old Man Orange]

The Stare...that painting is sad to me. I read about the artist with the Marines seeing the results of Tarawa (this one iirc, maybe Iwo Jima) and other battles, and instead of the gung-ho propaganda the military wanted him to produce (understandably) he decided to instead capture the horror of the War in the Pacific. I am thankful that he did...his art is haunting and really shows the horror these boys went through.

When I was flying home from Vietnam, while waiting to board the plane, I recognized a guy I was with in basic training. He had the stare and I went over to talk to him and learned he was a tunnel rat.

I have not thought about this until I saw this picture. I hope he found peace in his life.

 

[rikberry31]

If y'all truly believe that nonsense, good on you. Call it what you will, but in my experience as it pertains to parenting: I think people are in a rush to slap a label on anything to make themselves feel justified, or vindicated.

I also think there aren't enough good parents in this World. Even fewer great parents.

Cannot recall who it was on here that adopted, and has fostered some kids. Now, that is an alpha, to me. Fully giving of yourself, for betterment of others.

People, can be good people and not be exactly like us. Think love, and empathy as displayed by Christ is something people forget all too often. If you want to discuss an alpha, then there it is.

Being a parent, I cannot imagine a scenario where i'm not present, or involved, or an example to my children. You can, slap whatever label you need on it. But, I dont give a flying turd. It's my choice to be a force in my kid's lives. And frankly, its an honor to be able to do so. A blessing.

Guess this just kinda struck a nerve. Sorry not sorry for the rant.

I truly mean this. To all those who work hard, are good and decent people, who try to do the right things. Be encouraged and know you're doing things right way. The World needs more of you, and will be a better place because of you.

As someone who sees the output of parenting on a daily basis, I have seen all kinds of parenting. There are two kinds of men, men of peace and men of war. I have seen men of peace and men of war both raise good kids. It is self the centered man-children that cause most of the problems and raise delinquents. It is difficult to raise children correctly and requires a great deal of sacrifice.
As far as football goes, it requires men of war, bottom line. Men of peace can enjoy the game but they are not equipped to excel at it. I present Ricky Williams as an example. He was a freak of nature in a physical sense but he did not have the competitive edge.
The bottom line is that we need men of war to fight the Philistines and men of peace to build the temple.

 

[LaagerVol]

I think more youngsters should get married. No one is ready. You’re raging with hormones and I think that’s the good Lord’s design. Instead we tell our youth to sit down and stay in horny jail and wonder why they’re all addicted to porn. Get married and go at like rabbits I say!!

That’s right. There is a reason God designed us to only ever have one wife/husband/sexual partner. I never really understood it until I was in my mid 40s. I was told growing up not to have sex before marriage, but it was never really explained WHY.

It’s difficult to be truly happy and satisfied with one woman (or man for the ladies) when you are constantly comparing them to all of your sexual encounters of the past, plus comparing them to the unreal expectations of what we’ve seen in porn. It does something to your brain

 

[LaagerVol]

I wouldn't advise anyone get married as a teenager. So I don't disagree with your conclusion. But for different reasons. Teenage women don't really need to be having kids and teenage boys don't need to be providing for anyone when they can barely provide for themselves. That would be my reasoning.

But the idea you need to find out "who you are" before you get married is just basic crap, IMO. As far as what you want in a spouse, that should be a short list of things even a teenager should know, assuming they have any reference to a successful marriage.

We live in a very self-centered world. And I think that's led to this "compatibility" frame of mind to relationships. My smallest idiosyncrasies, opinions, habits... All of that is what it is, and I need to find someone to fits into that like a puzzle piece and disrupts my way of doing and thinking as little as possible.

I think that's a more unrealistic strategy that is more prone to fail. It's better to do the opposite. Prioritize the marriage and the principles of marriage first, and let compatibility come naturally.

The reality is that back when people were getting married super young, that's what they did. They didn't need to "find themselves". They became the type of people that were compatible and the marriage was the mold for that.

Self-centered is right. And a big part of the problem is pride. Rather than ask ourselves how we can be better husbands or better wives, we are obsessed with “how can I make my spouse exactly what I want them to be, for me”.

 

[Glitch]

Bring yer butt to Waffle House too there’s more than enough griddle space for a pussum egg and cheese sammich, which I will give to the homeless out back (to which they will also deny as even they have standards) as I would never serve that filth to a paying customer.

Eat your waffle and "L" shaped bacon or the yeti will do terrible things to you when you go back outside for the next round of WH whoopins.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Eat your waffle and "L" shaped bacon or the yeti will do terrible things to you when you go back outside for the next round of WH whoopins.
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Peay is trying to warn you @Adam Sandler and your buddy not go around the outside. @Weezer brought his @CousinHorny and he's like the rest of the yetis.....not picky.

 

[Weezer]

The only rumbling and tumbling yall be doin is with each other under the sheets crying in each others arms after I crack coffee pots ova ya heads and spread hash browns over yer knocked out arses

You even sound like a Bama fan. I bet you don't have any teeth.

 

[Glitch]

You even sound like a Bama fan. I bet you don't have any teeth.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Bring yer butt to Waffle House too there’s more than enough griddle space for a pussum egg and cheese sammich, which I will give to the homeless out back (to which they will also deny as even they have standards) as I would never serve that filth to a paying customer.

 

[Adam Sandler]

You even sound like a Bama fan. I bet you don't have any teeth.

I haff pwenty v teef

 

[utvolmaniac]

UCLA training: