V is not just for Vendetta anymore

[vader]

I am going in tomorrow afternoon for a vasectomy. I am starting to be a little nervous. Anybody got any words of wisdom, advice or pot shots they want to share with me?

 

[droski]

my wiener feels your pain.

 

[allvol123]

Good luck with that Vader. Hope he doesn't cut the whole thing off.

 

[SWIL]

:yikes:

 

[Lexvol]

Stock up on the frozen peas...you will be sitting on them for a while!

 

[MG1968]

friend of mine had it done. said nothing really changes afterwards except for the fact that you'll be shooting blanks.

 

[Volsguy12]

ouch town, population you bro.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Make sure that you are completely numb.....

 

[allvol123]

Make sure that you are completely numb.....

He's married...he hasn't felt anything down there in years.

 

[vader]

He's married...he hasn't felt anything down there in years.

 

[Volsguy12]

He's married...he hasn't felt anything down there in years.

ost-4-1090547912: that was great

 

[True_Fan]

all I got for ya is this lousy joke...I hope your snip turns out better than this guys:

"A guy wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles." "The bad news is they're under your pillow...."hmy:

 

[volsforever27]

I thought marriage already does this to you. I don't need no stinkin operation.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

not goin to lie vader, it made me tense up when i read the post. funny title tho. good luck

 

[VolinArizona]

I am going in tomorrow afternoon for a vasectomy. I am starting to be a little nervous. Anybody got any words of wisdom, advice or pot shots they want to share with me?

Starting tomorrow, what do Volsgal, VolWindy, Vader, and Ksusha have in common?

 

[allvol123]

Starting tomorrow, what do Volsgal, VolWindy, Vader, and Ksusha have in common?

Is this a trick question?

My guess is...they all like women?

 

[tdtnvols2004]

:lol:

 

[vader]

Is this a trick question?

My guess is...they all like women?

:rofl:

 

[rbroyles]

You might use this as an opportunity for a "night before" of torrid sex by convincing your wife there is the possibility of a slip-up preventing sexual relations, so we should make it like it's going to be the last time.

Otherwise, my only advice is to lie very still!!

 

[hmanvolfan]

I am going in tomorrow afternoon for a vasectomy. I am starting to be a little nervous. Anybody got any words of wisdom, advice or pot shots they want to share with me?

Put on a wig, dark sunglasses and slip out of town for a few days..

 

[duckman398686]

good luck vader

 

[superdave1984]

Look at it this way. No more condoms.

 

[jakez4ut]

ouch town, population you bro.

lol:excellent. one of the funnier quotes from that movie.


and Vader, my wife and i have discussed this too after we're done having kids. of course, she wants me to do what you are doing. i must admit......i'm not real excited about the thought of it.

good luck, and you may be my case study to decide FOR or AGAINST.:thumbsup:

 

[vader]

ouch town, population you bro.

:lol: I just got the reference. Good stuff.

not goin to lie vader, it made me tense up when i read the post. funny title tho. good luck

I'm glad someone appreciates my brilliance.

Thanks to all for the well wishes. I will keep you updated on the process jake.

Have you heard the old saying, "It's nut cutting time"? It is approaching...

 

[volinbham]

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