UT wins 2021 Cornhole National Championship!!!

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I almost got in a fight when someone asked if I wanted to come to a cornhole party. Turns out it doesn't mean what it meant when I was growing up! SMH
 
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I believe the celebration parade is today at 2:30 down Gay Street for those who would like to show your support. They are trying to determine the appropriate place to hang the National Championship Banner as we speak...
Above the jar of pickled eggs is the standard place for such an accomplishment.
 
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How long until we see 2021 Cornhole Championship rings for sale on eBay?
Good point. The life of a cornhole champion burns brightly with the allure of fast money, flashy endorsements, and a lurid life filled with fast women and reckless pleasures. Like embers from a pep rally bonfire, they rise brilliantly into the night's sky, their fall to earth unseen... marked only by the rhinestones of past glories, found in dusty corners of pawn shops in B-league cornhole towns.

It's an oft-told story.
 
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