UT will beat Auburn because....

#26
#26
Because if we win we finish season with 3 game winning streak.
Because if we win we finish season with 4 SEC wins.
Because if we win CBJ beats 2 ranked teams his first year at the helm.
Because if we win I can enjoy watching football the rest of the day.
I'm thru now.

I like that.
I hope "I'm thru now",.... you're going to bed?
 
#27
#27
I want to WIN and on Monday have a top recruit at a serious position of need commit to our footVol team.

Is that really asking too much since I left out winning the Powerball lottery?

#BrickbyBrick...VFL...GBO!!!!!
 
#28
#28
,,,because Standard Time is back in effect
...because there will be over 400 POTS Alumni Band on the field today:D
...because it's Homecoming on The Hill
...because Jimmy Hyams thinks it's 1985
...because they remember what you do in November
...because the moon is in the 7th house & Jupiter's aligned with Mars (well, maybe not)
 
#34
#34
Because... Well I'm not sure why, just because!

It's great to be a TN VOl!

I am at work all day so someone is going to have to swear at the television for me. Volunteers?
 
#36
#36
because I am not standing in the stadium with a kidney stone to watch us lose.

No excuse. I am a urologist, meet me at Gate 17 a couple hours before kickoff. We'll pop that bad boy out and you're good to go!

Anything to get the most Vols in the stadium!
 
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#37
#37
No excuse. I am a urologist, meet me at Gate 17 a couple hours before kickoff. We'll pop that bad boy out and you're good to go!

Anything to get the most Vols in the stadium!
I'm here. That's what I was saying. LOL I came to watch us win. :)
 
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#39
#39
because I am not standing in the stadium with a kidney stone to watch us lose.

Have you tried drinking beer, lots of beer? Serious. If small enough most Urologists will suggest water (not beer) but hey you're at a gm so I say have some fun to go w/ that discomfort.

SN: An uncle successfully passed after drinking 3/4 of cs.
 
#41
#41
If we contain the corners, and our qb spy does his job we could win by 10. I believe our offense will do well.
 
#43
#43
I would hope brewer would be the qb spy today and stays on him. They should e scheming it that way. Imo
 
#44
#44
What a pisss poor excuse for a thread, IMO.....

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Tough crowd!
 
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#47
#47
We gon beat them so silly they'll figure out which mascot they want to use. War Eagle, Tiger, whatever.

:crazy: We can't tackle their QB on those long runs of his. Not today fella. Awwburn is whipping our tails big time with whatever mascot they have brought to the big dance.
 

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