UT Football Theater, 2020-21 version

Who is your favorite TN Theater role?

  • Phil Fulmer - The Old Man and the Sea

    Votes: 5 9.8%

  • Jim Chaney - Fezzik

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • Nick Saban - Sauron

    Votes: 6 11.8%

  • Eric Gray - Frodo

    Votes: 5 9.8%

  • Trey Smith - Boxer the Horse

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • Jeremy Pruitt - Kurtz

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • VN - Ralph, Jack, the Twins, and all the rest of the Lord of the Flies

    Votes: 6 11.8%

  • UT QBs - A Comedy of Errors

    Votes: 9 17.6%

  • Jarret Guarantano - Boromir

    Votes: 2 3.9%

  • Hugh Freeze - the Joker

    Votes: 15 29.4%
  • Total voters
    51
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Greetings everyone! The Theater is proud to present yet another season. We're sticking with Comic Tragedies, which yields a lot more clicks without losing any butts in the seats. Thanks so much for your continued support!

Literary roles our stars will reprise this season:
  1. The Old Man and the Sea - Phil Fulmer. He sets out for a short row in 2017, really just to see if he can still fish, and now gets dragged around the Ocean of Despair for a fourth year.
  2. Fezzik - Jim Chaney, obviously. This loyal, lovable giant goes to war weekly with only the most limited of weapons, yet remains smiling after yet another ass kicking. He comes to us from the much higher-rated Bulldog Theater, and is now paid handsomely to be underused and treated like dirt.
  3. Kurtz - the versatile Jeremy Pruitt, who adds a modern spin to the whole Heart of Darkness withdrawal thing, while retaining the inimitable southern dialect that made us all forget about Joseph Konrad's original protagonist; a true virtuoso.
  4. Animal Farm - The UT coaching staff. Some "are more equal", but they all bring each other down.
  5. Boxer the Horse - Trey "I will just work harder" Smith.
  6. A Comedy of Errors - The entire offense vs Kentucky. Mad props to JT Shrout for only getting one line, but NAILING it!
  7. Shakespeare's shrew - many/most VN posters.
  8. Lord of the Flies - the rest of VN.
  9. Ulyesses - Alvin Kamara, who will be seen in live look-ins as he dominates the big screen in his heroic journey across the football landscape.
Finally, Nick Saban, our longest-running cast member, has returned to play Sauron for a record eleventieth year. Eric Gray will be back as Frodo and Jarret Gaurantano as Boromir, but we sadly no longer have a Gandalf or Aragorn due to the departures of Josh Dobbs and Juaun Jennings.
 
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SockeyeVol said:
Greetings everyone! The Theater is proud to present yet another season. We're sticking with Comic Tragedies, which yields a lot more clicks without losing any butts in the seats. Thanks so much for your continued support!

Literary roles our stars will reprise this season:
  1. The Old Man and the Sea - Phil Fulmer. He sets out for a short row in 2017, really just to see if he can still fish, and now gets dragged around the Ocean of Despair for a fourth year.
  2. Fezzik - Jim Chaney, obviously. This loyal, lovable giant goes to war weekly with only the most limited of weapons, yet remains smiling after yet another ass kicking. He comes to us from the much higher-rated Bulldog Theater, and is now paid handsomely to be underused and treated like dirt.
  3. Kurtz - the versatile Jeremy Pruitt, who adds a modern spin to the whole Heart of Darkness withdrawal thing, while retaining the inimitable southern dialect that made us all forget about Joseph Konrad's original protagonist; a true virtuoso.
  4. Animal Farm - The UT coaching staff. Some "are more equal", but they all bring each other down.
  5. Boxer the Horse - Trey "I will just work harder" Smith.
  6. A Comedy of Errors - The entire offense vs Kentucky. Mad props to JT Shrout for only getting one line, but NAILING it!
  7. Shakespeare's shrew - many/most VN posters.
  8. Lord of the Flies - the rest of VN.
  9. Ulyesses - Alvin Kamara, who will be seen in live look-ins as he dominates the big screen in his heroic journey across the football landscape.
Finally, Nick Saban, our longest-running cast member, has returned to play Sauron for a record eleventieth year. Eric Gray will be back as Frodo and Jarret Gaurantano as Boromir, but we sadly no longer have a Gandalf or Aragorn due to the departures of Josh Dobbs and Juaun Jennings.
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Lol @ Kurtz
I wonder if anyone reads that these days
 
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SockeyeVol said:
Greetings everyone! The Theater is proud to present yet another season. We're sticking with Comic Tragedies, which yields a lot more clicks without losing any butts in the seats. Thanks so much for your continued support!

Literary roles our stars will reprise this season:
  1. The Old Man and the Sea - Phil Fulmer. He sets out for a short row in 2017, really just to see if he can still fish, and now gets dragged around the Ocean of Despair for a fourth year.
  2. Fezzik - Jim Chaney, obviously. This loyal, lovable giant goes to war weekly with only the most limited of weapons, yet remains smiling after yet another ass kicking. He comes to us from the much higher-rated Bulldog Theater, and is now paid handsomely to be underused and treated like dirt.
  3. Kurtz - the versatile Jeremy Pruitt, who adds a modern spin to the whole Heart of Darkness withdrawal thing, while retaining the inimitable southern dialect that made us all forget about Joseph Konrad's original protagonist; a true virtuoso.
  4. Animal Farm - The UT coaching staff. Some "are more equal", but they all bring each other down.
  5. Boxer the Horse - Trey "I will just work harder" Smith.
  6. A Comedy of Errors - The entire offense vs Kentucky. Mad props to JT Shrout for only getting one line, but NAILING it!
  7. Shakespeare's shrew - many/most VN posters.
  8. Lord of the Flies - the rest of VN.
  9. Ulyesses - Alvin Kamara, who will be seen in live look-ins as he dominates the big screen in his heroic journey across the football landscape.
Finally, Nick Saban, our longest-running cast member, has returned to play Sauron for a record eleventieth year. Eric Gray will be back as Frodo and Jarret Gaurantano as Boromir, but we sadly no longer have a Gandalf or Aragorn due to the departures of Josh Dobbs and Juaun Jennings.
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bravo, but i wanted to vote for animal farm
 
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Everyone seems to criticize Fulmer as some kind of self-serving profiteer, but in my mind he's just the Prodigal Son, heeding the call to return.

Except that while he was gone, a raft of unwelcome inlaws moved in, and his newly hired help doesn't turn out to be quite as good at carpentry as he has hoped, and now the crazy, unwelcome inlaws are adding THAT to his headaches.
 
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