Upset

[Chad003]

Upset
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
bastard," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the 3 kids."

 

[rbroyles]

Upset
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
bastard," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the 3 kids."

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Speaking of upset, my wife is so upset with me. She said due to Chistmas, we needed to cut back on unnecessary spending, and I should give up beer! I reluctantly agreed, then saw where she spent $65 on make-up! I said what is this, thats not fair for me to have to give up beer while she spends so much on make-up. She said, that's different, it's to make me look pretty for you. I said that's what the beer is for!!


I hope she comes back by New Years.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

:lolabove: that's awesome

 

[volsforever27]

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Speaking of upset, my wife is so upset with me. She said due to Chistmas, we needed to cut back on unnecessary spending, and I should give up beer! I reluctantly agreed, then saw where she spent $65 on make-up! I said what is this, thats not fair for me to have to give up beer while she spends so much on make-up. She said, that's different, it's to make me look pretty for you. I said that's what the beer is for!!


I hope she comes back by Christmas.

Very Nice :good!:

 

[myrobbins7]

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Speaking of upset, my wife is so upset with me. She said due to Chistmas, we needed to cut back on unnecessary spending, and I should give up beer! I reluctantly agreed, then saw where she spent $65 on make-up! I said what is this, thats not fair for me to have to give up beer while she spends so much on make-up. She said, that's different, it's to make me look pretty for you. I said that's what the beer is for!!


I hope she comes back by Christmas.

Good one..:birgits_giggle: