Unleash the Kraken!!!

[Rifleman]

Recent DB ranks for Vols - weaknesses

1) Eric Berry - none
2) Dale Carter - ego and overall Dale Carter-ness (still my favorite)
3) Deon Grant - drafted by Panthers? (at least he left Carolina asap)
4) Terry McDaniel - solid at UT, but really came into his own in NFL
5) Kraken - severed Medusa heads/requirement of constant salt water baths

 

[feathersax]

As a DB, Kraken has exceptional length and size. He plays with a mean streak. He is a raw talent who will need to work a lot on technique if he hopes to have success at the next level. What we don't know about is his speed and if he understands the defensive schemes.

What the Kraken is lackin'...
He's mean at linebackin'

 

[Aerie Vol]

It's pronounced "Cray-kuhn!"

"It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I like!"

 

[RDU VOL#14]

 

[WoodsmanVol]

kra·ken

noun

an enormous mythical sea monster said to appear off the coast of Norway.

Norway?? Never been there, but I've been cracking open black walnuts for years for the pleasure of eating the kernels.

 

[GordonC]

That was me!
View attachment 495419This must be how a celebrity feels when they're recognized in the bathroom.

@joevol33 is recognized in every truck stop bathroom along the I-75 corridor, but for different reasons

 

[Mccage]

A pone of good Kracken bread will cure Hypes cough!

 

[feathersax]

A pone of good Kracken bread will cure Hypes cough!

Loved crackling bread as a youngster, until learning what cracklins were made of.

 

[jmacvols1]

Are you drunk?

He's kraken a joke.

 

[njvols]

kra·ken

noun

an enormous mythical sea monster said to appear off the coast of Norway.

This guy would work on D

 

[overseasorange2]

I hope the kracken is Sampson.

 

[kiddiedoc]

This guy would work on D

NASTY.

 

[General Jack]

Isn’t the kraken always slayed by the real hero? Maybe the kraken isn’t all it’s kracked up to be.

 

[kcvols1]

Never could get into rum.

Ricardo is pretty good. Can’t go wrong with Mount Gay either.

4oz Rum
Two cherries with juice
Angostura dashes
Big ice cube.

Rinse & repeat as needed.