Um, who could blame him?

kev20 · Jul 9, 2015

barknoxbrawler · Jul 9, 2015

She looks like an Orc from Lord of the Rings....

Thunder Good-Oil · Jul 9, 2015

Her teeth aren't long for this world.

heartvols · Jul 9, 2015

I'd hit it.

With a baseball bat.

A shovel.

and my car.

YankeeVol · Jul 9, 2015

The fact she has a bf is well, surprising.

508mikey · Jul 9, 2015

Yankee_Vol said:
The fact she has a bf is well, surprising.

Article also mentions a baby stroller -- I cant even imagine the rest -- some of those comments are funny though

95 Vol Alum · Jul 9, 2015

I need to see Carlos before passing judgement.

joevol33 · Jul 10, 2015

I'm honestly shocked that she wasn't wearinga "roll tside" shirt.

barknoxbrawler · Jul 10, 2015

joevol33 said:
I'm honestly shocked that she wasn't wearinga "roll tside" shirt.

Her father, her brother and her lovers......