Turning in my True Fan card

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Guys I'm sorry.

I am getting married on October 24th. At 6 PM. I'm going to miss the Bama/UT game.

I'll take my lashes now.

 

[nesbuddha66]

You're getting married.

That is punishment enough...

Go Vols!

 

[Christian Lowe]

Have a hidden headphone streaming the game in your ear, concealed by tuxedo coat imo.

 

[Obsessed]

Guys I'm sorry.

I am getting married on October 24th. At 6 PM. I'm going to miss the Bama/UT game.

I'll take my lashes now.

Oh boy....


Did you lose a bet or something?

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Oh boy....


Did you lose a bet or something?

Lol I never put the date and what happens on that date together until a week ago.

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Have a hidden headphone streaming the game in your ear, concealed by tuxedo coat imo.

Me thinks that it would be the shortest marriage on record if I did that.

 

[kcvols1]

Take a note from Billy Joel and tell her about it.

If nothing else, this must get your marriage started with a little seed capital in your pocket.

 

[General Jack]

Not a good sign for your future happiness my friend.

Got to draw the line.

 

[chargervol]

Why is everyone so against the other 6 days of the week?
I got married 12 years ago on a Sunday, great turnout and marriage.
Come on guys, it's 12 -13 days a year......


Unless she said so. Then all bets are off.:ermm:

 

[alexbond45]

Guys I'm sorry.

I am getting married on October 24th. At 6 PM. I'm going to miss the Bama/UT game.

I'll take my lashes now.

They say you shouldn't get married on the 3rd (4th :cray Saturday of October...because the priest might not show up

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Not a good sign for your future happiness my friend.

Got to draw the line.

In fairness, she knows that when UT is playing, I'm watching it, and she has no issues with it. One of the many reasons why I love her. Oh and she pretends to be interested in the game even though she has no idea what's going on, just to make me happy.

 

[river rat]

Well, hopefully you will get a big Vol win wrapped up in an orange and white bow as one of your wedding presents.

 

[crusse10]

dude

weak

 

[butchna]

No more sex for you.

 

[P.O.T.S. VOL]

Congrats man! i think the ole book says that if you play Rocky Top once during the event then you get a pass!

 

[GAVol]

Im sorry, but you've got to pull out a calendar and pick the Bye week to get married. C'mon man.

 

[BruinVol]

Dvr the game and watch it that night.

If she complains........


Ask for an annulment

 

[allvols4life]

I waited till our bye week 2 yrs ago.

 

[GAVol]

No more sex for you.

Goes without saying.

 

[Dragon18]

Take a note from Billy Joel and tell her about it.

If nothing else, this must get your marriage started with a little seed capital in your pocket.

This can not be stated enough! Build up your equity from day one! And make sure she understands the anguish and how much you have truly given up FOR HER on this day. You have to learn to leverage these things....



Oh and congratulations:rock:

 

[NO SIR EEE]

My friend of 10 plus years is getting married on the 24th as well, I told him that I wasn't gonna be able to make it. Tennessee before anything for real.

 

[General Jack]

In fairness, she knows that when UT is playing, I'm watching it, and she has no issues with it. One of the many reasons why I love her. Oh and she pretends to be interested in the game even though she has no idea what's going on, just to make me happy.

Perhaps it will work itself out.

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Im sorry, but you've got to pull out a calendar and pick the Bye week to get married. C'mon man.

I know. But maybe the best wedding present of all will be a UT win. If that happens, I'll consummate the **** out of my marriage.

 

[KingtUT]

Guys I'm sorry.

I am getting married on October 24th. At 6 PM. I'm going to miss the Bama/UT game.

I'll take my lashes now.

One of the dumbest things ive ever hurd. Congrats, I guess?

 

[General Jack]

No more sex for you.

... but presents a fine opportunity for "more sex for you" in the future. I mean come on, this is a big ask.