volshistory
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TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes...=...No
No...=...Yes
Maybe...=...No
We need...=...I want
I'm sorry...=...you'll be sorry
We need to talk...=...I need to complain
Sure...go ahead...=...I don't want you to
Is my butt fat?...=...Tell me I'm beautiful
Do what you want...=...you'll pay for this later
I'm not upset...=...Of course I'm upset you moron!
Are you listening to me?...=...Too late,you're dead
You have to learn to communicate...=...Just agree with me
Be romantic,turn out the lights...=...I have flabby thighs
You're so...Manly...=...you need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me?...=...I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision...=...the correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight...=...is sex all you ever think about?
I'll be ready in a minute...=...Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me?...=...I did something today that you're really not going to like
TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry...=...I'm hungry
I'm sleepy...=...I'm sleepy
I'm tired...=...I'm tired
Nice dress...=...Nice cleavage!
I love you...=...let's have sex now
I'm bored...=...Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong?...=...I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you,too...=...Okay I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance?...=...I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime?...=...I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?...=...I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you to dinner?...=...I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me?...=...I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
You look tense,let me give you a massage...=...I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
Let's talk...=...I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit...=...I am gay
Yes...=...No
No...=...Yes
Maybe...=...No
We need...=...I want
I'm sorry...=...you'll be sorry
We need to talk...=...I need to complain
Sure...go ahead...=...I don't want you to
Is my butt fat?...=...Tell me I'm beautiful
Do what you want...=...you'll pay for this later
I'm not upset...=...Of course I'm upset you moron!
Are you listening to me?...=...Too late,you're dead
You have to learn to communicate...=...Just agree with me
Be romantic,turn out the lights...=...I have flabby thighs
You're so...Manly...=...you need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me?...=...I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision...=...the correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight...=...is sex all you ever think about?
I'll be ready in a minute...=...Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me?...=...I did something today that you're really not going to like
TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry...=...I'm hungry
I'm sleepy...=...I'm sleepy
I'm tired...=...I'm tired
Nice dress...=...Nice cleavage!
I love you...=...let's have sex now
I'm bored...=...Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong?...=...I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you,too...=...Okay I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance?...=...I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime?...=...I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?...=...I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you to dinner?...=...I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me?...=...I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
You look tense,let me give you a massage...=...I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
Let's talk...=...I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit...=...I am gay