Top Ten Concerns Going Into 2007 Season

#54
#54
Teddyhead said:
I'm not sure, never been caught before. I think at the most they would make you throw it away. How much booze were you planning on sneaking in? Cause if it is only like a pint, I would just put it in ur pocket or something. I take a backpack with some books and a sweater and sneak my bottle in. They have asked me to open my bag and go through it, but I never reveal the bottle. If you carry a sweater and put the bottle in there you should be fine if you are sly enough.:thumbsup:
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Put in your pocket!!! Don't they pat you down? And you can take backpacks in?
 
#55
#55
MontereyVol said:
Put in your pocket!!! Don't they pat you down? And you can take backpacks in?
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Yeah, you can take backpacks in but they do ask you to open them and shuffle through them. They have been known to pat some people down, though I doubt they would do it to older folks. I am young so to speak and they have never done it to me. Then again, I am a very clean-cut fine upstanding citizen so why would they pat me down?:)
 
#56
#56
Teddyhead said:
Yeah, you can take backpacks in but they do ask you to open them and shuffle through them. They have been known to pat some people down, though I doubt they would do it to older folks. I am young so to speak and they have never done it to me. Then again, I am a very clean-cut fine upstanding citizen so why would they pat me down?:)
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Are you alluding to me being old? So its not like trying to sneak in stuff to Neyland stadium...... Look for me to get a mini Keg in there! :ninja:
 
#58
#58
I suggest you bring as much alcohol as possible. Numbing the pain of a loss is going to take a lot of JD. :cray:
 
#60
#60
Teddyhead said:
1: The pathetic passing skills of Nate Longshore.
2: The three ham-fisted WR’s Nate will throw to.
3: Justin Forsett finally gets to start. Takes out frustration on his own D.
4: Desean Jackson returns a punt the wrong way for TD. Gets hammered by UT defenders all day.
5: Jahvid Best returns opening kickoff for TD, the wrong way.
6: Syd’Quan returns interception for six yards, then gets head knocked off by UT TE. Shuts down after rookie WR’s burn him for three scores.
7: Worrel Williams hits Ainge so hard he says, “Gee, did a mosquito just bite me?”
8: Rulon Davis takes that killer instinct instilled in him from the Marines and sings "Semper Fi" for entire Vol O-line.
9: 50,000 Mini megaphones overwhelm Vols, who are not used to such gay noise. Vols respond by rolling up over 500 yards in offense.
10. The honorable Jeff Tedford, our God and Savior leads us to VICTORY! "Victory" in Berkeley being defined as losing by less than 4 touchdowns.
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I fixed your list.

Go Vols
 
#62
#62
"9: 50,000 Mini megaphones overwhelm Vols, who are not used to such gay noise. Vols respond by rolling up over 500 yards in offense"

haha :good!:
 
#63
#63
I cannot believe that Steve Spurrier did not make anyones top ten worries of this year....hmmm....just goes to show ya....aint none of ya smart as Phil. Because I know that he is worried. Go Cocks.
 
#64
#64
GAMECOCK said:
I cannot believe that Steve Spurrier did not make anyones top ten worries of this year....hmmm....just goes to show ya....aint none of ya smart as Phil. Because I know that he is worried. Go Cocks.
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I seriously doubt the gamechickens are even a thought to this UT football team. There are a few, more important, games to take care of. Don't worry though becaue we'll get to ya! :yes:

And USC fans should call him nothing but Mr. Fulmer.
 
#65
#65
Teddyhead said:
1: The dynamic passing skills of Nate Longshore.
2: The three talents laden WR’s Nate will throw to.
3: Justin Forsett finally gets to start. Takes out frustration on Vols D.
4: Desean Jackson returns a punt for TD. Runs by UT defenders all day.
5: Jahvid Best returns opening kickoff for TD.
6: Syd’Quan returns interception for six. Shuts down rookie WR’s and finds redemption
7: Worrel Williams hits Ainge so hard he says, “gee, this aint Rocky Top!”
8: Rulon Davis takes that killer instinct instilled in him from the Marines and goes Semper Fi on entire Vol O-line.
9: 50,000 Mini megaphones overwhelm Vols who are not used to such noise.
10. The honorable Jeff Tedford, our God and Savior leads us to VICTORY!
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This sounds like another mislead California cult:cray:
 
#66
#66
GAMECOCK said:
I cannot believe that Steve Spurrier did not make anyones top ten worries of this year....hmmm....just goes to show ya....aint none of ya smart as Phil. Because I know that he is worried. Go Cocks.
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I've heard better trash talk from hyperactive 4th graders who had a sugar buzz from too much Kool-Aid.

Seriously...it's the weekend...get out of your parents basement for a couple of hours and do something.

Go Vols.
 
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