Top 10 Reasons Tennessee Is Superior To Florida.

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hatvol96

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1. We can handle our portion of a Presidential election. 2. Our fans realize that SEC football was played before 1990. 3. In Tennessee, jorts are cause for ridicule. In Florida, they're high fashion. 4. Tennessee has beaten Miami twice since Florida last defeated the "U." 5. Neyland Stadium isn't named after a relative of Katherine Harris. 6. Tennessee has three diverse grand divisions. The only worthwhile part of the Sunshine State is a de facto annex of Latin America. 7. Tennessee=Mountains, trees, rivers. Florida=Mullets, turnpikes, rejects from the North. 8. Tennessee never employed Charlie Pell. 9. Bruce Pearl isn't Butch Patrick's doppleganger. 10. Phillip Fulmer has many faults. Crying like a woman in public isn't one of them.
 
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hatvol96 said:
1. We can handle our portion of a Presidential election. 2. Our fans realize that SEC football was played before 1990. 3. In Tennessee, jorts are cause for ridicule. In Florida, they're high fashion. 4. Tennessee has beaten Miami twice since Florida last defeated the "U." 5. Neyland Stadium isn't named after a relative of Katherine Harris. 6. Tennessee has three diverse grand divisions. The only worthwhile part of the Sunshine State is a de facto annex of Latin America. 7. Tennessee=Mountains, trees, rivers. Florida=Mullets, turnpikes, rejects from the North. 8. Tennessee never employed Charlie Pell. 9. Bruce Pearl isn't Butch Patrick's doppleganger. 10. Phillip Fulmer has many faults. Crying like a woman in public isn't one of them.
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Currently in Ft. Lauderdale for Oracle seminar and the entire room got a laugh out of that list........

LOL
 
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Jmxvol said:
It's true

Miami won a Nat'l championship the same year UF beat them
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Unless I just totally missed your point UF beat Miami in 85. I'm pretty sure (ok, 100% sure) the Miami season did not win a NC that year.
 
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11. No one named "Bush" from the state of Tennessee will ever run for President.
 
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hatvol96 said:
1. We can handle our portion of a Presidential election. 2. Our fans realize that SEC football was played before 1990. 3. In Tennessee, jorts are cause for ridicule. In Florida, they're high fashion. 4. Tennessee has beaten Miami twice since Florida last defeated the "U." 5. Neyland Stadium isn't named after a relative of Katherine Harris. 6. Tennessee has three diverse grand divisions. The only worthwhile part of the Sunshine State is a de facto annex of Latin America. 7. Tennessee=Mountains, trees, rivers. Florida=Mullets, turnpikes, rejects from the North. 8. Tennessee never employed Charlie Pell. 9. Bruce Pearl isn't Butch Patrick's doppleganger. 10. Phillip Fulmer has many faults. Crying like a woman in public isn't one of them.
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The closest I have seen you come to giving CPF a complement. Good list btw. :salute:
 
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utvolpj said:
Unless I just totally missed your point UF beat Miami in 85. I'm pretty sure (ok, 100% sure) the Miami season did not win a NC that year.
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Indeed . . . a certain orange clad team rained on their parade in the Sugar Bowl.
 
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Someone put a chessy florida gator video on here the other day.I think the thread has been merged.Anyway it should quailfy for number 11.If anyone in knoxville did something like that they would get beat down.THe thread said something like "How do we keep losing to these tools".
 
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Hat - Once again you have made my Monday. This needs to be a tradition - Hat's top ten list on Monday prior to a game.
 
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12. Our highest point is Clingman's Dome, elevation 6,643. Theirs is 345 feet, lower than our entire state.
 
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