Top 10 Reasons Tennessee Is Superior To Cal.

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1. Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales don't consider our students their allies.
2. We can sell out our home games against ranked opponents without placing an ad on the opponent's website.
3. #1 Pick QB. Tennessee-Peyton Manning. Cal-Steve Bartkowski.
4. Our greatest touchdown ever did not require blocking assistance from our opponent's brass section.
5. Tennessee vs. Alabama is a tough, smashmouth game played before passionate fans by teams clad in classic uniforms. Cal vs. Oregon is a glorified two hand touch game played before passive granola eaters by teams wearing ridiculous neon outfits.
6. Tennessee considers its game against Vanderbilt a break at the end of a brutal schedule. Cal considers Stanford their "Big Game."
7. Tennessee fans can identify the major bowls, because the Vols have actually played in them.
8. Tennessee fans tell their grandchildren about the historic efforts of great Vols of yesteryear. Cal fans regale their grandchildren with stories of spitting on Vietnam vets with Tom Hayden.
9. Tennessee doesn't have to point to the accomplishments of a conference rival for validation.
10. 35-0 in the middle of the third quarter.

See you in 13 days, Bear fans.
 
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hatvol96 said:
1. Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales don't consider our students their allies.
2. We can sell out our home games against ranked opponents without placing an ad on the opponent's website.
3. #1 Pick QB. Tennessee-Peyton Manning. Cal-Steve Bartkowski.
4. Our greatest touchdown ever did not require blocking assistance from our opponent's brass section.
5. Tennessee vs. Alabama is a tough, smashmouth game played before passionate fans by teams clad in classic uniforms. Cal vs. Oregon is a glorified two hand touch game played before passive granola eaters by teams wering ridiculous neon outfits.6. Tennessee considers its game against Vanderbilt a break at the end of a brutal schedule. Cal considers Stanford their "Big Game."
7. Tennessee fans can identify the major bowls, because the Vols have actually played in them.
8. Tennessee fans tell their grandchildren about the historic efforts of great Vols of yesteryear. Cal fans regale their grandchildren with stories of spitting on Vietnam vets with Tom Hayden.
9. Tennessee doesn't have to point to the accomplishments of a conference rival for validation.
10. 35-0 in the middle of the third quarter.

See you in 13 days, Bear fans.
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#5 = :eek:lol:
 
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hat, this is more clever I think than any top 10 list I have ever read in print. Very, very good stuff! And besides being terrible pills to swallow for Cal fans, it's pretty much all true. Ouch, baby...very ouch!! :rock:
 
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hatvol96 said:
1. Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales don't consider our students their allies.
2. We can sell out our home games against ranked opponents without placing an ad on the opponent's website.
3. #1 Pick QB. Tennessee-Peyton Manning. Cal-Steve Bartkowski.
4. Our greatest touchdown ever did not require blocking assistance from our opponent's brass section.
5. Tennessee vs. Alabama is a tough, smashmouth game played before passionate fans by teams clad in classic uniforms. Cal vs. Oregon is a glorified two hand touch game played before passive granola eaters by teams wearing ridiculous neon outfits.
6. Tennessee considers its game against Vanderbilt a break at the end of a brutal schedule. Cal considers Stanford their "Big Game."
7. Tennessee fans can identify the major bowls, because the Vols have actually played in them.
8. Tennessee fans tell their grandchildren about the historic efforts of great Vols of yesteryear. Cal fans regale their grandchildren with stories of spitting on Vietnam vets with Tom Hayden.
9. Tennessee doesn't have to point to the accomplishments of a conference rival for validation.
10. 35-0 in the middle of the third quarter.

See you in 13 days, Bear fans.
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Touche! Even Orange Square would be proud.:thumbsup:
 
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hatvol96 said:
1. Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales don't consider our students their allies.
2. We can sell out our home games against ranked opponents without placing an ad on the opponent's website.
3. #1 Pick QB. Tennessee-Peyton Manning. Cal-Steve Bartkowski.
4. Our greatest touchdown ever did not require blocking assistance from our opponent's brass section.
5. Tennessee vs. Alabama is a tough, smashmouth game played before passionate fans by teams clad in classic uniforms. Cal vs. Oregon is a glorified two hand touch game played before passive granola eaters by teams wearing ridiculous neon outfits.
6. Tennessee considers its game against Vanderbilt a break at the end of a brutal schedule. Cal considers Stanford their "Big Game."
7. Tennessee fans can identify the major bowls, because the Vols have actually played in them.
8. Tennessee fans tell their grandchildren about the historic efforts of great Vols of yesteryear. Cal fans regale their grandchildren with stories of spitting on Vietnam vets with Tom Hayden.
9. Tennessee doesn't have to point to the accomplishments of a conference rival for validation.
10. 35-0 in the middle of the third quarter.

See you in 13 days, Bear fans.
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That is the best, most positive post I've ever seen from you, I'm impressed and you got me fired up... Nice.:thumbsup:
 
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hatvol96 said:
1. Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales don't consider our students their allies.
2. We can sell out our home games against ranked opponents without placing an ad on the opponent's website.
3. #1 Pick QB. Tennessee-Peyton Manning. Cal-Steve Bartkowski.
4. Our greatest touchdown ever did not require blocking assistance from our opponent's brass section.
5. Tennessee vs. Alabama is a tough, smashmouth game played before passionate fans by teams clad in classic uniforms. Cal vs. Oregon is a glorified two hand touch game played before passive granola eaters by teams wearing ridiculous neon outfits.
6. Tennessee considers its game against Vanderbilt a break at the end of a brutal schedule. Cal considers Stanford their "Big Game."
7. Tennessee fans can identify the major bowls, because the Vols have actually played in them.
8. Tennessee fans tell their grandchildren about the historic efforts of great Vols of yesteryear. Cal fans regale their grandchildren with stories of spitting on Vietnam vets with Tom Hayden.
9. Tennessee doesn't have to point to the accomplishments of a conference rival for validation.
10. 35-0 in the middle of the third quarter.

See you in 13 days, Bear fans.
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That was a very hurtful and offensive list you assembled, Hatvol, one of which I can attest is entirely fictional. Why you would feel the need to compile such a derogatory and demeaning list shows your false bravado is wearing thin. You are scared, very scared. And honestly, why wouldn’t you be? You are about to have to eat the garbage you have spewed incessantly about Cal over the last four months! And though your mouth is large and rarely shut, I trust even you will find the task daunting (and while not humbling,) humiliating.

I find myself torn, to respond, or not respond; that is the question. Should I make an exact opposite list to this one? I fear that would upset the sensible moderates in here whom I do not wish to alienate and respect deeply. Such a response would be filled with clichés and southern stereotypes of a most despicable nature. I do not wish to do this. At the same time these libelously disgusting remarks by Hatvol demand a swift and harsh response.

What should I do???:question:
 
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