Toast question

[wounded mullet]

I have this "toaster" and there are three compartments yet i only have two pieces of bread. What do i do?


Also i have a half eaten burger from Bennigans and i swear they closed down five years ago. It should be ok to eat right?


It's left foot, then right foot when walking or the other way? Im stuck in a fetal position in the floor right now with my keyboard so prompt answers would be appreciated

 

[Slydell]

I use the third slot for pizza. When everything pops up, I have a pizz sandwich. Beats pizza in a cup by a mile. The burger should be OK after that short period of time. I think the shelf life is around 20 years. 'Bout the same as what Lil Wayne will get next time 'round.

 

[vader]

The second question helps answer the first. You should obviously put the burger in the third slot.

The solution to your last problem...

 

[heartvols]

I use the third slut for pizza. When everything pops up, I have a pizz sandwich. Beats pizza in a cup by a mile. The burger should be OK after that short period of time. I think the shelf life is around 20 years. 'Bout the same as what Lil Wayne will get next time 'round.

Bored..fyp.

 

[Slydell]

Bored..fyp.

Thanks, I always wanted a pizza slut.

 

[kev20]

I got a new tv today and there is a little package of something in the box that says "Do not eat" on it. I am pretty hungry though. What should I do?

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Ahh that warning is for people with weak stomachs, EAT IT!!!

 

[VolGal423]

I got a new tv today and there is a little package of something in the box that says "Do not eat" on it. I am pretty hungry though. What should I do?

Sprinkles it on your pizza sammich!
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[volinbham]

I actually almost ate one of those and it was on a pizza! It came in a package of pepperoni that a friend of mine put on a Tombstone pizza. The little dessicate package had stuck to one of the pepperonis and was under it. I took a bite but fortunately the bag didn't bust open.

 

[heartvols]

What about the tags on pillows and mattress' read "Do not remove this tag under penalty of law"?

 

[volinbham]

What about the tags on pillows and mattress' read "Do not remove this tag under penalty of law"?

Don't remove them...unless you refrigerate them.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

What about the tags on pillows and mattress' read "Do not remove this tag under penalty of law"?

I cut all of my tags off, but I'm a rebel like dat!!!

 

[heartvols]

Don't remove them...unless you refrigerate them.

I'll make sure I put my tags in my toaster first.

 

[heartvols]

I cut all of my tags off, but I'm a rebel like dat!!!

You are bad to tha bone, no doubt.

 

[smowkee]

Billy? How did you get into Mullet's account?! Reported!

 

[volger]

You are doing it wrong WM. 3 questions = 3 threads.

 

[VOLCOP81]

Have you ever noticed the loose skin on the back of your elbow? Whats up with that

 

[VIF]

If it wasn't loose, you couldn't pick your nose. Geez.

 

[DC Vol]

1. Stick 2 pieces of bread in 2 open toaster slots and engage the mechanism.
2. Stick knife in empty toaster slot.
3. ???
4. Profit.


Also, wear a safety helmet to answer the EMT's inevitable questions.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

EMT's are to stupid to ask questions!

 

[volmanbill]

EMT's are to stupid to ask questions!

 

[lylsmorr]

:lolabove:

 

[BigPapaVol]

Seriously expected another Art Evans thread.
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