To Protect and to Serve...

[SpaceCoastVol]

You do know where he works, right?

no. Alcohol tester in Lynchburg? I think he said something about being a real estate investor

 

[Grand Vol]

no. Alcohol tester in Lynchburg? I think he said something about being a real estate investor

He invests in real estate. He works as a bartender.

And he still owes me a free beer...

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I wouldn't want Obola anywhere near mine.

:thumbsup: I know I want be going to his.

 

[MercyPercy]

Hypocrisy? mmmmmmmmmm not really.

Explain how it isn't.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Dude, between Sandy and Spacecoast, I'm really enjoying the new toolbag crowd here in the PF.

 

[Grand Vol]

Dude, between Sandy and Spacecoast, I'm really enjoying the new toolbag crowd here in the PF.

You still owe me a beer.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

You still owe me a beer.

A Live Oak Heff is what you'll get.

 

[Grand Vol]

A Live Oak Heff is what you'll get.

Don't ever turn down:

Free beer
Free money
Free advice
Free sex

And life will be grand.

 

[Vol8188]

Don't ever turn down:

Free sex

And life will be grand.

Did I tell you I'm free next weekend?

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Don't ever turn down:

Free sex

And life will be grand.

Did I tell you I'm free next weekend?

You offering free sex to Grand? :unsure:

 

[Grand Vol]

Did I tell you I'm free next weekend?

Sorry, already booked with your sister.

Perhaps you could meet WooPigSewie out on I40 somewhere.

 

[Grand Vol]

You offering free sex to Grand? :unsure:

Why not? Your ex-wife had to make it free when I couldn't get change for the five dollar bill she had.

 

[hog88]

Don't ever turn down:

Free beer
Free money
Free advice
Free sex

And life will be grand.

Free sex?

What's that?

 

[Grand Vol]

Free sex?

What's that?

What happens when you're me.

 

[hog88]

What happens when you're me.

Thanks for the offer bro and there's nothing wrong with that and all. Just don't swing the AF way

 

[Grand Vol]

Thanks for the offer bro and there's nothing wrong with that and all. Just don't swing the AF way

Service confusion

 

[tumscalcium]

Service confusion

Army and Marines are stupid. Navy is gay. Air Force is lazy and pampered. People get so confused. Ha

 

[Grand Vol]

Army and Marines are stupid. Navy is gay. Air Force is lazy and pampered. People get so confused. Ha

You forgot the Coast Guard.

 

[hog88]

Service confusion

You know why the Navy has Marines on their ships?




Sheep would be too obvious.

 

[Grand Vol]

You know why the Navy has Marines on their ships?

Sheep would be too obvious.

I thought it was to give the sailors someone to dance with...

 

[SamRebel35]

What the hell happened in this thread? We talkin' 'bout free sex with the village people?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Sorry, I have a knack for narcotizing the joint with carnal desires and decadent debauchery.

 

[Grand Vol]

Sorry, I have a knack for narcotizing the joint with carnal desires and decadent debauchery.

I was likely doing that before you started Kindergarten junior.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I was likely doing that before you started Kindergarten junior.

Boning other dudes to the tune of In The Navy?

EDIT: I'm not gonna lie. Some really weird **** involving infused vodka, Barry White, us Tennessee dudes, and Texas women went down last night. I'm a little traumatized.

Don't ever let the night start off with "Anyone wanna play strip Spades or Risk by candlelight?"

 

[SamRebel35]

Boning other dudes to the tune of In The Navy?

EDIT: I'm not gonna lie. Some really weird **** involving infused vodka, Barry White, us Tennessee dudes, and Texas women went down last night. I'm a little traumatized.

Don't ever let the night start off with "Anyone wanna play strip Spades or Risk by candlelight?"

May want to play that one a little closer to the vest.