To our offense.........

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This is for all the staff and players from the offensive side of the ball that are reading here on Volnation today. You are truly offensive! You are the worst offense to wear orange since the 1970's Tampa Bay Bucs! As a matter of fact if you are a player stop reading right now and go practice somewhere. Don't bother asking any of our multi-million dollar staff anything because I think they are most of the problem. You might try visiting some local high school teams around 3:30 on weekdays and see if they can teach you anything. Just don't ask to participate in their practices because you just might get hurt.

Because of you Peyton Manning is watching his old video of the 1996 Memphis game to bring back good ole memories. Because of you Leonard Little has gone back to the bottle, Travis Cozart stole a phone card to call Pete Carrol for us and Coach Fulmer has lost 2.3 pounds. Because of you Congressman Shuler voted no to the bailout and tried to get a new bill passed to fund a Fulmer buyout. Because of you Willie Gault @ 49 is seeing if he has any eligibility left because he would be the fastest man on the offense. Because of you General Neyland is rolling in his grave, Johnny Majors has his first erection in 15 years and John Ward has to wait for 2 field goals to say "Give Him 6". Because of you Travis Henry's sperm count has dropped! Because of you the university is considering canceling the Wyoming game to have an encore of The Perfection Gala. Frankly it would probably sell more tickets. And because of you Sterling Henton can say he is better than the starting QB and be 100% correct!!!

Well at least Johnny Majors is happy.:frown:
 
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Our offense is truly pitiful. I think most of the players on the O were looking for a fast track to the NFL. They couldn't care less about the Vols as long as they have the chance to enter the draft after their junior year.
Of course none of them will be going to the NFL because they are no good.
 
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to our offense.........
This is for all the staff and players from the offensive side of the ball that are reading here on volnation today. You are truly offensive! You are the worst offense to wear orange since the 1970's tampa bay bucs! As a matter of fact if you are a player stop reading right now and go practice somewhere. Don't bother asking any of our multi-million dollar staff anything because i think they are most of the problem. You might try visiting some local high school teams around 3:30 on weekdays and see if they can teach you anything. Just don't ask to participate in their practices because you just might get hurt.

Because of you peyton manning is watching his old video of the 1996 memphis game to bring back good ole memories. Because of you leonard little has gone back to the bottle, travis cozart stole a phone card to call pete carrol for us and coach fulmer has lost 2.3 pounds. Because of you congressman shuler voted no to the bailout and tried to get a new bill passed to fund a fulmer buyout. Because of you willie gault @ 49 is seeing if he has any eligibility left because he would be the fastest man on the offense. Because of you general neyland is rolling in his grave, johnny majors has his first erection in 15 years and john ward has to wait for 2 field goals to say "give him 6". Because of you travis henry's sperm count has dropped! Because of you the university is considering canceling the wyoming game to have an encore of the perfection gala. Frankly it would probably sell more tickets. And because of you sterling henton can say he is better than the starting qb and be 100% correct!!!

Well at least johnny majors is happy.
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lmao!
 
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Pooods said:
This is for all the staff and players from the offensive side of the ball that are reading here on Volnation today. You are truly offensive! You are the worst offense to wear orange since the 1970's Tampa Bay Bucs! As a matter of fact if you are a player stop reading right now and go practice somewhere. Don't bother asking any of our multi-million dollar staff anything because I think they are most of the problem. You might try visiting some local high school teams around 3:30 on weekdays and see if they can teach you anything. Just don't ask to participate in their practices because you just might get hurt.

Because of you Peyton Manning is watching his old video of the 1996 Memphis game to bring back good ole memories. Because of you Leonard Little has gone back to the bottle, Travis Cozart stole a phone card to call Pete Carrol for us and Coach Fulmer has lost 2.3 pounds. Because of you Congressman Shuler voted no to the bailout and tried to get a new bill passed to fund a Fulmer buyout. Because of you Willie Gault @ 49 is seeing if he has any eligibility left because he would be the fastest man on the offense. Because of you General Neyland is rolling in his grave, Johnny Majors has his first erection in 15 years and John Ward has to wait for 2 field goals to say "Give Him 6". Because of you Travis Henry's sperm count has dropped! Because of you the university is considering canceling the Wyoming game to have an encore of The Perfection Gala. Frankly it would probably sell more tickets. And because of you Sterling Henton can say he is better than the starting QB and be 100% correct!!!

Well at least Johnny Majors is happy.:frown:
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Good stuff.
 
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