To lighten the mood, I wanna hear your Top 10 funny sayings from other SEC foe fans

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I wanna hear everybody's top 10 funny sayings or quotes rather from other SEC Foe fans that you know about this upcoming season, here are mine.

1. Georgia Fan- Joe Cox is going to win the Heisman Trophy.

2. Florida Fan- We are going to beat every team on the schedule by more than three touchdowns.

3. South Carolina Fan- We will be making our first appearance in the SEC Championship.

4. Georgia Fan- The road to the National Championship is going to be a cake walk.

5. Bammer Fan- Face it man, Saban is the best coach in the history of college football.

6. LSU Fan- Les Miles has got the edge this year, I don't see us losing one game.

7. Georgia Fan- Well at least, Florida doesn't have Ben Troupe anymore.

8. Bammer Fan- Man, I love it how we have attitude, I love the fact that we break rules and get off scotch clean.

9. Georgia Fan- Kiffin is an a**hole.

10. Another Georgia Fan, sorry I know too many of them- Dude yall's new coach is such a dou**e, Mark Richt is the best, at least he goes to Church and stuff.
 
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sorry its not from an SEC foe fan, but this is from a Big 10 fan (my boss actually--i got to college an hour from PSU) and i think its even better to hear what they have to think (like the idea that Penn State got screwed out of the 2008 national title game lol).

he thinks PSU will actually be BETTER this year, and that he LIKED CLK when he was at Oakland, but now thinks that he is a moron for opening his mouth and that he is only good for recruiting and will struggle as a coach in the SEC. hes also not impressed with the 6 violations.
 
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I can't do 10 for this coming season off the top of my head that quickly...so I'll do top 10 funniest of all-time.

10. Bama fan in 2000 - "I can't wait for Bama to meet up with UT undefeated and destroy them 42-0." (Bama went 3-8 that year).

9. UF Fan this year - "Secondary violations often lead to major violations."

8. Vandy fan last year - "UT's not going to a bowl game, huh? That must suck!"

7. UF fan in 2001 right after the UF game - "The refs gave it to Tennessee."

6. Same UF fan in #7 - I asked him about the plays when Grossman threw the ball backwards, UT recovered the ball and the refs ruled it incomplete, then asked him about when Grossman fumbled again later and the refs ruled it an incomplete pass again, he said: "Those were the right calls."

5. Bama fan in 2001 - "I'm gonna have so much fun pulling down the goal post when UT gets squashed."

4. UGA fan this year - "Richt has never committed a recruiting violation."

3. UF fan in '99 when talking about the '98 game - "I still think that last FG was good."

2. Miss State fan this year - "What's with Lane Kiffin? Does he think he actually has a chance to win at Tennessee or something?"

1. UK fan in 2007 - "Kentucky has owned Tennessee lately."
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Every South Carolina fan since Spurrier got the HC job - "This is the year we turrn it around."
 
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Florida could beat everybody by 3 TD's on their schedule (which I assume doesn't include SEC Title and Bowl game). They beat 8 straight opponents by 28 last year, they are better on paper this year, and they have an easier schedule.
 
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I think it's hilarious when other SEC school fans talk about what a big mistake firing Fulmer was. They act like he was the greatest coach ever, and we should have stuck with him until he died (then dug him up, put him on strings, and throw him on the sidelines again)....Of course, from 2002-2008 they were talking about how badly he sucked, cheated, and ate too many krispy kremes.
 
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My teenage nephew in Nashville who was raised a Vandy fan said this last fall:

No, no, I've always been a Florida fan all along.

:eek:lol:
 
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Everyone who hates TN: "Florida is gonna stomp you this year, I can't wait."

Florida, Texas, Florida State fans: "Kiffin is a dumb@ss and UT will lose 8 games this year."
 
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A florida fan told me the other night at a sports bar in Atlanta that "UT will not beat Florida again while Urban Meyer is the coach."

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I told him to lay off the bourbon and come to his senses. UT beats Florida in 2010--mark it down!
 
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maybe mark it down with some parentheses around it saying "possibly"

but dont carve it in stone. theyre still going to be good, and our QB situation might be awful
 
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VolsRule said:
A florida fan told me the other night at a sports bar in Atlanta that "UT will not beat Florida again while Urban Meyer is the coach."

:post-4-1090547912:

I told him to lay off the bourbon and come to his senses. UT beats Florida in 2010--mark it down!
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The said exact same thing only about Bear Bryant after a string of bad years in late 70s. But I was there when we beat him and sent him into retirement. :good!:
 
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VolsRule said:
A florida fan told me the other night at a sports bar in Atlanta that "UT will not beat Florida again while Urban Meyer is the coach."

:post-4-1090547912:

I told him to lay off the bourbon and come to his senses. UT beats Florida in 2010--mark it down!
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We may not. Florida is way ahead of us in terms of talent and Herban might pack up and head for the NFL or Notre Dame in the next couple years. You never know.
 
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I always find it humerous when you're at a game waiting for a urinal and some idiot always yells "hey can I get a VOLUNTEER to come hold this?"

I always say something like "so you want another dude to come hold your junk??"
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Tennessee fan "Kiffin breaks rules on purpose" LOL......OH.............UM...Sorry Guys.:ermm:
 
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bigorange said:
I always find it humerous when you're at a game waiting for a urinal and some idiot always yells "hey can I get a VOLUNTEER to come hold this?"

I always say something like "so you want another dude to come hold your junk??"
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