To the Bama fans coming to the game:
I'm looking forward to seeing the car flags that have been put away since 1993 flying proudly on your pickups coming up I-75.
Please be careful about kissing your wife/sister/cousin in the stadium. We have these crazy laws in Tennessee about not being able to marry kinfolk.
If you pass a farm, and see some enticing sheep just wiggling that thing in front of you, we have laws against that, too.
There are no Stuckey's in Knoxville, so get your pecan logs at Billy Ray's Bait, Tackle, and Adult Novelty shop before leaving your state.
There is no smoking in Neyland Stadium, including smokeless tobacco, so make sure your wife/sister/cousin leaves her Copenhagen in the truck.
We look forward to seeing the mullets, wife beaters, houndstooth hats, toilet paper and Tide boxes on sticks, and Tony Stewart jackets tonight.
That's about all I can think of. If I left something off, please be gracious fellow Vol fans and post it for our friends from Alabama so they can enjoy their trip.
To the Bama fans coming to the game:
I'm looking forward to seeing the car flags that have been put away since 1993 flying proudly on your pickups coming up I-75.
Please be careful about kissing your wife/sister/cousin in the stadium. We have these crazy laws in Tennessee about not being able to marry kinfolk.
If you pass a farm, and see some enticing sheep just wiggling that thing in front of you, we have laws against that, too.
There are no Stuckey's in Knoxville, so get your pecan logs at Billy Ray's Bait, Tackle, and Adult Novelty shop before leaving your state.
There is no smoking in Neyland Stadium, including smokeless tobacco, so make sure your wife/sister/cousin leaves her Copenhagen in the truck.
We look forward to seeing the mullets, wife beaters, houndstooth hats, toilet paper and Tide boxes on sticks, and Tony Stewart jackets tonight.
That's about all I can think of. If I left something off, please be gracious fellow Vol fans and post it for our friends from Alabama so they can enjoy their trip.
To the Bama fans coming to the game:
I'm looking forward to seeing the car flags that have been put away since 1993 flying proudly on your pickups coming up I-75.
Please be careful about kissing your wife/sister/cousin in the stadium. We have these crazy laws in Tennessee about not being able to marry kinfolk.
If you pass a farm, and see some enticing sheep just wiggling that thing in front of you, we have laws against that, too.
There are no Stuckey's in Knoxville, so get your pecan logs at Billy Ray's Bait, Tackle, and Adult Novelty shop before leaving your state.
There is no smoking in Neyland Stadium, including smokeless tobacco, so make sure your wife/sister/cousin leaves her Copenhagen in the truck.
We look forward to seeing the mullets, wife beaters, houndstooth hats, toilet paper and Tide boxes on sticks, and Tony Stewart jackets tonight.
That's about all I can think of. If I left something off, please be gracious fellow Vol fans and post it for our friends from Alabama so they can enjoy their trip.