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It's Just a Flesh Wound!
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Tired of your lame football team going to the "Eskimo Pie Snow Blower Bowl" in Buttsburgh, Minnesota?
Ready to explore your options elsewhere?
You have power. You have options. The new Transfer Portal may be right for you.
But how does it work... really work?
Rule #1: BE READY AND PAY ATTENTION.
If you're considering entering the portal, make sure you're ready. Like, really ready.
Rule #2: NO TWO EXPERIENCES ARE THE SAME.
Maybe things will work out, maybe not. Want a guarantee? Buy a toaster.
Rule #3: DON'T RUN FROM YOUR PROBLEMS.
If you suck at your current school, odds are you'll suck just as bad at a different school.
Rule #4: READ YOUR CONTRACT CLOSELY.
Words are your friend. Attorneys and accountants can help.
Rule #5: PARTY SCHOOLS MAY NOT BE YOUR BEST OPTION.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Rule #6: TIMING IS EVERYTHING.
When school X picks up 4 WRs in the Portal, don't be school X's 5th WR.
Rule #7: BE PROFESSIONAL.
If nobody picks you up, Juicebox, you may come crawling back home.
Rule #8: USE THE FORCE.
Life is 90% mental. Remember, there is no spoon.
Rule #9: BE READY FOR ANYTHING.
Things may not go your way. Have a backup plan.
Rule #10: SOMETIMES LIFE'S JUST NOT FAIR.
Pucker up, Buttercup. Life is like a box of chocolates.
BON VOYAGE, AND BEST OF LUCK ON YOUR FOOTBALL JOURNEY!
Ready to explore your options elsewhere?
You have power. You have options. The new Transfer Portal may be right for you.
But how does it work... really work?
Rule #1: BE READY AND PAY ATTENTION.
If you're considering entering the portal, make sure you're ready. Like, really ready.
Rule #2: NO TWO EXPERIENCES ARE THE SAME.
Maybe things will work out, maybe not. Want a guarantee? Buy a toaster.
Rule #3: DON'T RUN FROM YOUR PROBLEMS.
If you suck at your current school, odds are you'll suck just as bad at a different school.
Rule #4: READ YOUR CONTRACT CLOSELY.
Words are your friend. Attorneys and accountants can help.
Rule #5: PARTY SCHOOLS MAY NOT BE YOUR BEST OPTION.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Rule #6: TIMING IS EVERYTHING.
When school X picks up 4 WRs in the Portal, don't be school X's 5th WR.
Rule #7: BE PROFESSIONAL.
If nobody picks you up, Juicebox, you may come crawling back home.
Rule #8: USE THE FORCE.
Life is 90% mental. Remember, there is no spoon.
Rule #9: BE READY FOR ANYTHING.
Things may not go your way. Have a backup plan.
Rule #10: SOMETIMES LIFE'S JUST NOT FAIR.
Pucker up, Buttercup. Life is like a box of chocolates.
BON VOYAGE, AND BEST OF LUCK ON YOUR FOOTBALL JOURNEY!
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