Time is a flat circle at Tennessee

[ejvols4]

An optimistic offseason -> A September hiccup -> A bloody October -> A scorching November -> A misleading bowl performance against a weaker foe -> An optimistic offseason -> A September hiccup -> A bloody October -> A scorching November -> A misleading bowl performance against a weaker foe -> An optimistic offseason -> A September hiccup -> A bloody October -> A scorching November -> A misleading bowl performance against a weaker foe -> ∞

 

[MemphisVol77]

I so want to argue.

But this year..........

Well see.........

That's because............

Have you seen the tape on our 5* newcomer Jimmy Bob? We beat out bama for him.........






I hate you OP

 

[Vols410]

This is actually only the second time since 2007 we’ve both won 2 games in October and swept November.

Only the second time since 2010 that we’ve done even one of those two things.

October is less bloody and November more scorching than it’s been in a while here. Gotta love the improvement.

 

[FLVOL_79]

 

[MAD]

 

[TAF]

“You spin me right round...”

 

[robby487]

Someone has been watching to much CNN.

 

[RollerVol]

that BVS is hard to kick...hang in there ej...we can beat it together...

GO BIG ORANGE...BEAT THE HOOSIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[McDad]

that BVS is hard to kick...hang in there ej...we can beat it together...

GO BIG ORANGE...BEAT THE HOOSIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FlyFishnVol]

I am not sure what to think about this post, but it feels like another fan looking at a glass half empty again. Had UT won Ga State and BYU, not sure it would have changed any of the Negavol's opinion of the season, but as a great man once said.............You can't fix stupid.

Go Vols!!

 

[Juanita]

 

[82_VOL_83]

A circle by definition is flat. If it isn't, it may have a circular path but it isn't a circle.

@Juanita That's a disc, not a circle.

 

[Sea Ray]

We haven't even been to a Bowl since 2016. That fact right there shoots to hell the premise of the OP

 

[Daniel_Lincolns_Foot]

It was all the same dream. A dream that you had inside a locked room. A dream about being a Tennessee football fan.

And like a lot of dreams, there’s a monster at the end of it.....

 

[1Big_Orange_Fan]

Someone has been watching to much CNN.

False, no one watches CNN

 

[Juanita]

A circle by definition is flat. If it isn't, it may have a circular path but it isn't a circle.

@Juanita That's a disc, not a circle.

uh, a circle is a flat, plane shape. Maybe you are thinking of a sphere. Besides, I was just going with the flow on my first post. You may well be the reason I haven't registered until now. Thanks so much.

 

[Ashevillevol]

Keep it up Juanita. You will do well here.

 

[Pride85]

Miserable Minority UNITE! Not glass half empty or half full because it doesn't matter. The water is probably contaminated anyway!!

 

[Juanita]

Thank you. I love the Vols and have been on this site for years.

 

[peaygolf]

Miserable Minority UNITE! Not glass half empty or half full because it doesn't matter. The water is probably contaminated anyway!!

I'm not "half full" or "half empty"...................I'm, "Are you going to finish that?"

 

[82_VOL_83]

uh, a circle is a flat, plane shape. Maybe you are thinking of a sphere. Besides, I was just going with the flow on my first post. You may well be the reason I haven't registered until now. Thanks so much.

No, it isn't. A circle is made of points that all lie in the same plane and are equidistant from a center point. A disc does not fall into that category. A circle is a line, not a plane. If your feelings get hurt this easily, maybe you should reconsider.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I'm not "half full" or "half empty"...................I'm, "Are you going to finish that?"

Reminds me of "The Waterboy".

 

[Smokeyman]

Someone has been watching to much CNN.

Wha...what does that even mean? To whom are you replying to? OP?
This makes zero sense. It's not a joke. Jokes have a set-up and a punchline. This is just a word salad with a buzzword attached at the end for cretins to latch onto.

Here, this sums it up better than me:

 

[ABINGDON VOL FAN]

An optimistic offseason -> A September hiccup -> A bloody October -> A scorching November -> A misleading bowl performance against a weaker foe -> An optimistic offseason -> A September hiccup -> A bloody October -> A scorching November -> A misleading bowl performance against a weaker foe -> An optimistic offseason -> A September hiccup -> A bloody October -> A scorching November -> A misleading bowl performance against a weaker foe -> ∞

Go away then. I’m sure whatever direction the program takes you will not be happy.

 

[OffTackleVol]

An optimistic offseason -> A September hiccup -> A bloody October -> A scorching November -> A misleading bowl performance against a weaker foe -> An optimistic offseason -> A September hiccup -> A bloody October -> A scorching November -> A misleading bowl performance against a weaker foe -> An optimistic offseason -> A September hiccup -> A bloody October -> A scorching November -> A misleading bowl performance against a weaker foe -> ∞

Live a miserable life?