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I "borrowed" this from another board. Hope it hasnt been posted yet but I dont feel like looking through all of them!!!!!
This is Alabama Football
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Its getting serenaded with Rocky Top by the Minnesota band after
losing a 3rd-tier bowl game.
Its worshiping an old dead drunk.
Its losing cases in courtrooms from Memphis to Tuscaloser and still
thinking you were innocent.
Its losing 9 of 10 to Tennessee and still thinking youre better.
Its claiming 12 national titles when no one else with half a brain
recognizes you with more than 6.
Its making fun of other teams half a national championship, when
most of the ones you claim were shared.
Its claiming a national championship after losing to Mississippi State
and Vandy.
Its claiming national championships after losing your bowl game.
5 coaches in 5 years.
Its being on probation 2 separate times for cheating in less than 10 years.
Going to Hawaii to get beat and calling it a Bowl game.
Biggest tradition is buying and bidding on players.
Knowing your the best team every time you get beat.
Knowing that the NCAA is against you.
Knowing that UT owns you.
Waking up to nightmares of hearing Rocky Top over and over and over.
Mike Price.
It is watching you go through 4 coaches in 2 years.
It is having head coaches leave for places like Duke, Kentucky, UTEP,
and Texas A&M.
It is having your 5th choice for a head coach turn you down.
It is remembering when losing by any margin at home to Auburn didnt
make THEM fall in the polls.
It is hoping that Northern Illinois doesnt show up again to ruin
Homecoming.
It is offering Ole Miss walk-ons Football Scholarships.
It is sharing a home field with the Blazers.
It is fans proudly displaying toilet paper rolls and empty detergent
boxes when the whole world can see that you dont know how to use
either.
It is a Million Dollar Band and a Two Million Dollar Defensive Line.
It is decades of ignorantly mocking your arch rival for being named the
Tigers and yelling War Eagle when youre called the Crimson Tide and
have an Elephant walk the sidelines.
It is giving your head coach a contract extension after going 4-9 and
6-6.
It is having a Big Least coach turn down a job offer.
It is throwing bricks through your coachs window after a 10 win season.
It is knowing that Notre Dame takes pride in saying well, at least
were not as bad as Alabama.
It is having a head coach realize that the ugliest stripper in Pensacola
was prettier than the Alabama coaching job.
It is running off your backup QB by playing him with a concussion.
It is having a losing record since January 1st 2000.
It is being the third best football team in your state.
It is refusing to play those teams unless mandated by the state
government.
It is forfeiting games for playing an ineligible player for an entire
season.
It is getting caught cheating while still on probation.
It is having the AD with the most experience hiring Head Coaches in the
nation, yet worst track record.
And last but not least, being the victim of a conspiracy 15 years in the
making involving Phillip Fulmer, the NCAA, the FBI and Osama Bin Laden.
Coach Bryant 16-7-2 (68%)........Coach Fulmer 11-3 (78%)
k:
This is Alabama Football
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Its getting serenaded with Rocky Top by the Minnesota band after
losing a 3rd-tier bowl game.
Its worshiping an old dead drunk.
Its losing cases in courtrooms from Memphis to Tuscaloser and still
thinking you were innocent.
Its losing 9 of 10 to Tennessee and still thinking youre better.
Its claiming 12 national titles when no one else with half a brain
recognizes you with more than 6.
Its making fun of other teams half a national championship, when
most of the ones you claim were shared.
Its claiming a national championship after losing to Mississippi State
and Vandy.
Its claiming national championships after losing your bowl game.
5 coaches in 5 years.
Its being on probation 2 separate times for cheating in less than 10 years.
Going to Hawaii to get beat and calling it a Bowl game.
Biggest tradition is buying and bidding on players.
Knowing your the best team every time you get beat.
Knowing that the NCAA is against you.
Knowing that UT owns you.
Waking up to nightmares of hearing Rocky Top over and over and over.
Mike Price.
It is watching you go through 4 coaches in 2 years.
It is having head coaches leave for places like Duke, Kentucky, UTEP,
and Texas A&M.
It is having your 5th choice for a head coach turn you down.
It is remembering when losing by any margin at home to Auburn didnt
make THEM fall in the polls.
It is hoping that Northern Illinois doesnt show up again to ruin
Homecoming.
It is offering Ole Miss walk-ons Football Scholarships.
It is sharing a home field with the Blazers.
It is fans proudly displaying toilet paper rolls and empty detergent
boxes when the whole world can see that you dont know how to use
either.
It is a Million Dollar Band and a Two Million Dollar Defensive Line.
It is decades of ignorantly mocking your arch rival for being named the
Tigers and yelling War Eagle when youre called the Crimson Tide and
have an Elephant walk the sidelines.
It is giving your head coach a contract extension after going 4-9 and
6-6.
It is having a Big Least coach turn down a job offer.
It is throwing bricks through your coachs window after a 10 win season.
It is knowing that Notre Dame takes pride in saying well, at least
were not as bad as Alabama.
It is having a head coach realize that the ugliest stripper in Pensacola
was prettier than the Alabama coaching job.
It is running off your backup QB by playing him with a concussion.
It is having a losing record since January 1st 2000.
It is being the third best football team in your state.
It is refusing to play those teams unless mandated by the state
government.
It is forfeiting games for playing an ineligible player for an entire
season.
It is getting caught cheating while still on probation.
It is having the AD with the most experience hiring Head Coaches in the
nation, yet worst track record.
And last but not least, being the victim of a conspiracy 15 years in the
making involving Phillip Fulmer, the NCAA, the FBI and Osama Bin Laden.
Coach Bryant 16-7-2 (68%)........Coach Fulmer 11-3 (78%)
k:
