Thinking About Becoming a Hoarder

[95 Vol Alum]

At this stage in my life, it may be my only path to fame and fortune. Can't decide what to hoard though. Any recommendations?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Lamps

 

[GBO18]

Dead cats.

 

[VolGal423]

Precious Moments figurines

 

[GBO18]

And boring day 95?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Can I start with live cats and then neglect some of them?

 

[SDV]

Can I start with live cats and then neglect some of them?

reported

 

[95 Vol Alum]

And boring day 95?

Pretty much. I'm trying to take my life from boring to "in shambles".

 

[Hobock]

Shampoo bottles and The Commercial Appeal.

 

[Slydell]

Thimbles. Small object and can pack a lot of them in the house, garage, storage shed, etc.

 

[SDV]

Hoard your house with other hoarders

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Hoard your house with other hoarders

Can I neglect them until I have some dead hoarders?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

95, You should start asking hookers for a receipt. Then start a collection of those receipts. A hoarding of whores, if you will.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Double ended dildos.

 

[SDV]

Can I neglect them until I have some dead hoarders?

Even better

 

[YorkVol]

Nekkid kids. Wouldn't have to wait long to get to shambles stage.

 

[Hobock]

Gimps N Pimps

 

[The Ron Mexico]

deleted VN posts

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'll have hookers leave their dildos and receipts. Should be TV gold once I get out of control.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Photographs of Fulmer.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

If I have hoarded enough dead stuff, I might win the lottery and be infested. Back to back episodes.

 

[Hobock]

I'll have hookers leave their dildos and receipts. Should be TV gold once I get out of control.

I laughed. Out loud.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Hoard semen samples from only asian men.

 

[Hobock]

Skinny jeans and VCRs

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Nekkid kids. Wouldn't have to wait long to get to shambles stage.

How old we talking about?