Things you'd rather see than Peterman in second half:

[frank grimes]

1. A box of kittens dropped from the Empire State Building.

 

[roymcavoy83]

Nancy Pelosi naked.

 

[TnAngler]

The back of my eyelids.

 

[EZE]

A bad case of herpes

 

[nash101]

A tornado in my front yard

 

[Vols4us]

Anything. Everything.

 

[Loweboy]

At least with Worley in it will be punt, punt, punt. But at least it is better than a fumble or interception.

 

[Vol865]

An offensive line that lives up to the hype.

 

[RoaminVol]

Obama smoking a blunt with Osama Bin Laden

 

[GBO97]

Miley Cyrus twerking. Yep, it's that bad.

 

[ORANGE PHOENIX]

Nancy Pelosi naked.

lol: :birgits_giggle:

 

[BurnieVeazey]

Me starring in one of those saw movies, chained up, with my johnson in a guillotine.

 

[crunchimusmaximus]

Ferguson...

 

[MG1968]

a WNBA game

 

[Gtokyle]

Hillary Clinton as a Playboy centerfold!

 

[hillarious_vol]

Vanilla Ice dancing with Ru-Paul

 

[pondr]

Miley Cyrus twerking. Yep, it's that bad.

I was gonna say a boil on Mr. Happy, but yours is worse...

 

[Sandman 423]

Nancy Pelosi naked.

:sick:

 

[mpfvol]

A close up of Muschamp.

 

[golfballs]

Verne Lundquist naked

 

[estes]

Nancy Pelosi naked.

Obama and Pelosi naked....with Harry Reid as a threesome

 

[BurnieVeazey]

Derek Dooley ans Sal Sunseri coming in to sub as coaches.

 

[ScreaminVolHawkins]

Tim Tebow crying

EDIT: Wait, I got it! Justin Worley

 

[Tux]

Hillary Clinton naked.

 

[General Jack]

My genitalia in a buzzsaw.