Things They Say - The Famous Quotes Thread



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Aug 28, 2006
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger. - Confiucius
Those who don't read the newspaper are uninformed. Those who read the newspaper are misinformed. - Mark Twain
Ain't it funny how on signing day Georgia has the best players, but on game day we have the best players? -Steve Spurrier
Well...bye. - Curly Bill
I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Winston Churchill
If you were my wife, I'd drink it. - Winston Churchill, in response to a woman telling him she'd poison his coffee if she was married to him
You're looking for a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. - Unknown
He looks like a rat that just bit into an extension cord. - Dennis Miller on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
I'm not a role model. - Charles Barkley
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George Will
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