Things that a woman must know

[Rasputin_Vol]

1. How to cook
2. When to speak
3. Know that men love sex... often


Not too big of a list for women to learn...

 

[egotisticalmoron]

i'd like the remote brought to me every once in a while also...too late for an addition?

 

[MillsfieldVOL]

Foot the bill to Hawaii. Please!

 

[VOLatile]

Must know how to properly accept a man's plea for a threesome... also known as happily obliging.

 

[crazyguy]

that we don't read minds or take hints.

 

[VOLatile]

That we also don't appreciate being told what to do... therefore, coupled with the fact that we don't take hints or read minds, they should never want anything done.

 

[bigtime]

1. Listen
2. Sit
3. Stay
4. Come
5. Heel
6. Fetch
7. Roll Over
8. Play Dead.. Silent

 

[egotisticalmoron]

Must know how to properly accept a man's plea for a threesome... also known as happily obliging.

this needs to be added to the original.

 

[VOLatile]

this needs to be added to the original.

:rock:

I'm still working on this one, it's just hard to carefully do so and tell her that it would be nice with her best friend... :blink:

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

this needs to be added to the original.

Why limit it to just three?

 

[doozer]

how to make money.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

how to make money.

Or, how to be thrifty.

 

[VOLatile]

Why limit it to just three?

Touche!

Might as well make it 20 of her closest and hottest friends...

 

[doozer]

Or, how to be thrifty.

if we're both bringing home, thrifty is a word we'll never have to use.

 

[volwindy]

1. Listen
2. Sit
3. Stay
4. Come
5. Heel
6. Fetch
7. Roll Over
8. Play Dead.. Silent

1. How to cook
2. When to speak
3. Know that men love sex... often


Not too big of a list for women to learn...

Is this what you two are looking for?

 

[egotisticalmoron]

hopefully one day they'll learn that texting isnt part of their job. get to work, miss.

 

[bigtime]

:lolabove::lolabove::lolabovenly if your what comes with it

 

[VOLatile]

Is this what you two are looking for?

Nope. There should be no need for a man to put any effort into a woman knowing this stuff... even if it is just pushing a button. No effort.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

We have a winner...

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Of course, the "shop" button doesn't work...

 

[volwindy]

Nope. There should be no need for a man to put any effort into a woman knowing this stuff... even if it is just pushing a button. No effort.

Its not all about a woman knowing this stuff, its also about a man wanting too much sometimes...

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Its not all about a woman knowing this stuff, its also about a man wanting too much sometimes...

Again... food, silence, sex... That ain't asking a lot. If you get the basics down, everything else is gravy.

 

[VOLatile]

Its not all about a woman knowing this stuff, its also about a man wanting too much sometimes...

There's never "too much," that's just a figment of your imagination. opcorn:

 

[bigtime]

Too much is never enough we are always there to pick you up when times get rough. So heck the least you could do is know a lil somethin somethin bout what we need and want lol

 

[volwindy]

Again... food, silence, sex... That ain't asking a lot. If you get the basics down, everything else is gravy.

Thats not alot, but its how often to each of their own.k: