Things I’m 95% sure about.

[Vfl2407]

My butt will never again be small enuf for a Neyland seat.
A super model will find me attractive.
I will voluntarily eat asparagus.

You?

 

[VFL92]

1. This is a strange thread.
2. It won't make it to page 2.
3. A super model will NOT find you attractive.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Some people shouldn't start threads
Supermodels would not enjoy your pole-ing
The only place this thread should be in is Butch's trashcan....

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

My butt will never again be small enuf for a Neyland seat.
A super model will find me attractive.
I will voluntarily eat asparagus.

You?

If you consider RuPaul a supermodel, then maybe....

 

[supersmo18]

Asparagus is awesome. Especially when drizzled with olive oil, seasoned with garlic pepper, and grilled.

Or, wrapped in bacon and grilled.

 

[pismonque]

I'm 95% sure your percentage is wrong.

 

[Tin Man]

The world will turn
Daylight will vary
Temperatures will vary

 

[pismonque]

95%
probability we see
a stupid haiku

 

[Vfl2407]

Coach Doug Mathews is 95% done with all of you non believers.

 

[Zues1]

I can eat Asparagus , if it's grilled to a black cinder

 

[alaVOL]

I will ever eat guacamole.
Watch UT lose to Vandy in consecutive years.
This will be the best UT men's basketball team I've ever seen in person.

 

[Grand Vol]

I'm positive...

@joevol33 is angry I got to meet Maria Taylor in person

I don't look like what @vollygirl thinks I look like (but I do have that voice)

@Notorious B.E.N will never bring me a Hardee's biscuit

@GreyWolf1129 will spend more money and I'll get blamed

@lawgator1 will never take his ball and go home

@Freak will eventually have enough server space to deal with the postings in the aftermath of a close Florida loss... never mind on that one

@n_huffhines will only have one funny political meme a month

@Behr will continue to have one of the coolest avi's

@McDad might actually get above a 1 rating on the pun scale...

That's it for the moment

 

[vollygirl]

@Grand Vol knows how to get maximum responses.

 

[Grand Vol]

@Grand Vol knows how to get maximum responses.

As if @Freak doesn't like the clicks

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I'm positive...

@joevol33 is angry I got to meet Maria Taylor in person

I don't look like what @vollygirl thinks I look like (but I do have that voice)

@Notorious B.E.N will never bring me a Hardee's biscuit

@GreyWolf1129 will spend more money and I'll get blamed

@lawgator1 will never take his ball and go home

@Freak will eventually have enough server space to deal with the postings in the aftermath of a close Florida loss... never mind on that one

@n_huffhines will only have one funny political meme a month

@Behr will continue to have one of the coolest avi's

@McDad might actually get above a 1 rating on the pun scale...

That's it for the moment

Sure ain't!

 

[GreyWolf1129]

I'm positive...

@joevol33 is angry I got to meet Maria Taylor in person

I don't look like what @vollygirl thinks I look like (but I do have that voice)

@Notorious B.E.N will never bring me a Hardee's biscuit

@GreyWolf1129 will spend more money and I'll get blamed

@lawgator1 will never take his ball and go home

@Freak will eventually have enough server space to deal with the postings in the aftermath of a close Florida loss... never mind on that one

@n_huffhines will only have one funny political meme a month

@Behr will continue to have one of the coolest avi's

@McDad might actually get above a 1 rating on the pun scale...

That's it for the moment

I see somebody OD'd on the Geritol again.....

Wait...hang on...it's the holidays. Good will towards all men, and all that. Lemme start over..

I've never met GV, but I know a class act when I see one, and he qualifies.

As for the part about me...yeah, probably.

Y'all keep 'em straight out there. And Go Vols.

 

[vollygirl]

As if @Freak doesn't like the clicks

Hey, I wasn't hating on it.

 

[GreyWolf1129]

Hey, I wasn't hating on it.

You folks need some time alone?

Okay, everybody else out of the thread. Come back in an hour or so...

 

[Grand Vol]

You folks need some time alone?

Okay, everybody else out of the thread. Come back in an hour or so...

She wouldn't mind me whispering an ingredient list in her ear as long as it sounds like Sam Elliott

 

[Vfl2407]

@Grand Vol knows how to get maximum responses.

GrandVol rocks.

 

[joevol33]

I'm positive...

@joevol33 is angry I got to meet Maria Taylor in person

I don't look like what @vollygirl thinks I look like (but I do have that voice)

@Notorious B.E.N will never bring me a Hardee's biscuit

@GreyWolf1129 will spend more money and I'll get blamed

@lawgator1 will never take his ball and go home

@Freak will eventually have enough server space to deal with the postings in the aftermath of a close Florida loss... never mind on that one

@n_huffhines will only have one funny political meme a month

@Behr will continue to have one of the coolest avi's

@McDad might actually get above a 1 rating on the pun scale...

That's it for the moment

And I'll never forgive you

 

[volfanhill]

Asparagus is awesome. Especially when drizzled with olive oil, seasoned with garlic pepper, and grilled.

Or, wrapped in bacon and grilled.

This man knows what he is talking about

 

[rs16]

I haven't been able to find decent asparagus in years. We used to bring 10-15 lbs back from Pin Oak Farm in April.

 

[GreyWolf1129]

I'm 95% sure that there will be some cool pics of new toys in the Guns, Guns, Guns thread in the next few days.

Alas, not from me. All I got (and all I asked for) was a new trigger for my Glock.

But next year...Wautash has his eyes on a new thunderstick.