These are my confessions...

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Post your confessions. It's good for the soul.


So here are my confessions:


*I drank orange juice straight from the carton today.
*I'm not drinking enough water.
*The thought of exercise makes me want to take a nap!
*I crave wine.
*Not a fan of pasta but I will eat it sometimes.



I'll add more later.
 
#2
#2
I always drink orange juice from the carton
I probably will never put the elliptical machine together
The thought of working on my car makes me smile
I play xbox entirely too much
I enjoy a good beer
I love to cook
 
#3
#3
I peed in the sink here at my office today.
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#6
I'm to good looking.
I'm to smart.
I shoot to straight.
I run to fast.
My dad can whoop any man in Kentucky, and I can whoop my dad.
I can climb any tree no matter how high.
I can sneak quite as a mouse.
I can run through any thicket as fast as a rabbit.
I can out swim a fish.
I can out kick a mule.
I can out cuss a salior.
I can out drink any Irish man.
I also play a little guitar.


That's just a short list. I'll add more later.
 
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Volst53 said:
I'm to good looking.
I'm to smart.
I shoot to straight.
I run to fast.
My dad can whoop any man in Kentucky, and I can whoop my dad.
I can climb any tree no matter how high.
I can sneak quite as a mouse.
I can run through any thicket as fast as a rabbit.
I can out swim a fish.
I can out kick a mule.
I can out cuss a salior.
I can out drink any Irish man.
I also play a little guitar.


That's just a short list. I'll add more later.
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I know the meaning b/w to, too, and two lol :p
 
#11
#11
Man: "Forgive me Father, I've sinned. I, uh, I-I slept with a woman, and uh..."
Butt-head: "Really? Was she naked?"
Man: "Well, yes, Father. Please forgive me."
Butt-head: "Cool! Could you, like, see her boobs?"
 
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