The YO MAMMA joke thread

[hmanvolfan]

Yo mamma only has one toof and it has a cavity.

 

[SavageOrangeJug]

Yo Momma so dumb, when she read on his job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!

 

[SavageOrangeJug]

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the corner and the police came by and said "break it up!"

 

[SavageOrangeJug]

Yo Momma so bad, when she was called for jury duty she was found guilty!

 

[egotisticalmoron]

your mom is my ex.

 

[jhen713]

Yo mamma is so ugly Bill Clinton wouldn't even sleep with her

 

[jhen713]

yo mamma so ugly no matter what position she has sex it's still called doggie style

 

[govols182]

Your mom is so nasty people call her bammer.

 

[dan4vols]

Yo mamma so fat she fell, broke her leg, and gravy gushed out!

 

[Big Orange Rock]

Yo momma so fat Nascar is in negotiations with her to make her belly button the site of their next race.

 

[Big Orange Rock]

YO mommas junk so old her crabs carry canteens.

 

[Big Orange Rock]

Yo momma so nasty she got 6 teeth and they all fighting for the same spot.

 

[Big Orange Rock]

Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it read " OUCH "

 

[Big Orange Rock]

YO momma so fat men just slap her on the leg and ride the wave in.

 

[Big Orange Rock]

YO momma so fat men just slap her on the leg and ride the wave in.

 

[MG1968]

Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

 

[volger]

Your mama so nasty, on her application to Burger King she marked in the sex box... Once. And the bastard still dont call me.

 

[gator hunter]

yo mom invented the toothbrush everybody else calls it the teethbrush

 

[jhen713]

Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-40 as a slip and slide.

 

[jhen713]

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.

 

[All Vol 14]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

 

[All Vol 14]

Yo mama so fat she has a glass eye with a fish in it.