The YO MAMMA joke thread

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

I havent seen this one yet, so why not.

"Yo mammas so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang

 

[jhen713]

Yo mamma so fat people jog around her for exersise

 

[jhen713]

Yo mamma so fat shes got more Chins than a Chinese phone book

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

yo mammas so poor i walked in her kitchen, opened up the fridge and saw a cochroach holdin betty crocker in a headlock

 

[cd12]

lets get off of mommas! I just got off of yours!

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

hey CD, ask your mom how my kids are doing...

 

[orangeblooded2]

Yo mamma's so fat, she fills up the bath tube then turns on the water.

 

[orangeblooded2]

yo mamma's so fat,when she walks across the living room
the radio skips.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

yo mommas so fat she put on a red dress and everyone started yelling KOOL-AID

 

[orangeblooded2]

Yo mamma's so ugly,when she was young,they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a Sling Shot.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

yo mommas so fat, she wore a Hillfiger shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her back

 

[jhen713]

Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

 

[UtennfaninVa]

Yo mamas so nasty she was fired from the sewage plant because of her hygiene

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

yo mommas so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of washingtons nose

 

[UtennfaninVa]

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

yo mommas so ugly, she made ray charles flinch

 

[orangeblooded2]

yo mamma's so fat and short you can see her feet on her driver's licence.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

yo mommas so fat shes on page 68, and 69 of her HS yearbook

 

[orangeblooded2]

yo Mamma's so fat her arm broke of and Big Mac's fell out.

 

[VOL RN]

yo momma is so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a bowl.

 

[jhen713]

yo mamma so nasty she has to sneak up on bath water

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

your mommas so fat that after sex instead of smoking a cigarette she smokes a ham

 

[bigtime]

Your mommas so fat, but Ego still couldnt get any

 

[hmanvolfan]

Yo mamma only has one hair and it has dandruff..

 

[bigtime]

Your mommas so fat she broke my scooter when I tried to run her over.