Thrasher865
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So I went into my local family grocery store and needed to purchase 2 items. It was right after work, so the place was packed.
So, I get up to the checkout, and all the lines are longer than something really long. Ah, the self checkout express lanes. 4 checkouts and 4 people. I'll be out of here in no time. I just have to wait for one person to finish up!
Player 1: This ***** is in the express lane, right under the sign that says 15 items or less, with a cart filled top and bottom with at least 50 items. I place her on /ignore.
Player 2: Finished ringing up her items 10 minutes ago and has been digging through her purse, paying one dime, nickel and penny at a time for a $30 purchase. She has to find 13 more dollars. /ban
Player 3: Her register is malfunctioning and has to get an attendant to open it up to get her receipt or some garbage. She gets a pass, but still flustrating.
Player 4: After ringing up her entire purchase, she realized she forgot 3 things, and leaves all her **** on the checkout holding up the whole operation because her dumb ass is too inconsiderate to make a separate purchase after the fact. /teamkill
By the time I get up there and conduct my 13.6 second transaction, all the other lines in the store have cycled through twice.
If I ever see you guys at the U-Scan again, you will be executed. Fo reals. You know who you are.
So, I get up to the checkout, and all the lines are longer than something really long. Ah, the self checkout express lanes. 4 checkouts and 4 people. I'll be out of here in no time. I just have to wait for one person to finish up!
Player 1: This ***** is in the express lane, right under the sign that says 15 items or less, with a cart filled top and bottom with at least 50 items. I place her on /ignore.
Player 2: Finished ringing up her items 10 minutes ago and has been digging through her purse, paying one dime, nickel and penny at a time for a $30 purchase. She has to find 13 more dollars. /ban
Player 3: Her register is malfunctioning and has to get an attendant to open it up to get her receipt or some garbage. She gets a pass, but still flustrating.
Player 4: After ringing up her entire purchase, she realized she forgot 3 things, and leaves all her **** on the checkout holding up the whole operation because her dumb ass is too inconsiderate to make a separate purchase after the fact. /teamkill
By the time I get up there and conduct my 13.6 second transaction, all the other lines in the store have cycled through twice.
If I ever see you guys at the U-Scan again, you will be executed. Fo reals. You know who you are.
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