g8terh8ter_eric
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10. Tim Tebow wears Eric Berry pajamas.
9. He once made an interception, pulled a tooth from a grad student, and made a patchwork checkerboard quilt for Dennis Rogan all in 1 minute.
8. He CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.
7. Eric Berry doesn't wear Orange and White, Orange and White wear Eric Berry.
6. He once was told that one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, so he went and kicked the crap out of the bush and the bush handed him the other two birds.
5. He doesn't believe that Alabama is a state or Saban is a good coach.
4. He was once late to class and then proceeded to convince the professor that the professor himself hadn't been conceived yet.
3. He once tackled a man named Knowshon, then immediately afterward Knowshon didn't Knowshon.
2. Verne Lundquist doesn't check for Tim Tebow under his bed, he checks for Eric Berry.
1. He once farted, then three minutes later it started raining in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
9. He once made an interception, pulled a tooth from a grad student, and made a patchwork checkerboard quilt for Dennis Rogan all in 1 minute.
8. He CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.
7. Eric Berry doesn't wear Orange and White, Orange and White wear Eric Berry.
6. He once was told that one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, so he went and kicked the crap out of the bush and the bush handed him the other two birds.
5. He doesn't believe that Alabama is a state or Saban is a good coach.
4. He was once late to class and then proceeded to convince the professor that the professor himself hadn't been conceived yet.
3. He once tackled a man named Knowshon, then immediately afterward Knowshon didn't Knowshon.
2. Verne Lundquist doesn't check for Tim Tebow under his bed, he checks for Eric Berry.
1. He once farted, then three minutes later it started raining in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
