The Toilet Bowl

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This weeks installment of "The Toilet Bowl" pits two juggernauts of instability for a punchline stealing showdown.

Weigh in now on which gets flushed first: Butch Jones' HC status or Muschamp's prozac and lithium supply.


Knowing Butch's penchant to perplex at all turns I predict a win for UT. UT fans will be forced to pilfer Muschamp's medicine cabinet for sanity.
 
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Yep...Butch staves off the inevitable until after the KY game at the EOM. Jones will be fired on 10/30.
 
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I wonder which coach looses his mind and goes Woody Hayes first?

I think Butch keeps his arms crossed so tightly bc he doesn’t want his arms doing their own thing.
 
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Speaking of Toilet Bowls, here is an idea I have had.

Take the two worst teams in college football and put them in a game called the Toilet Bowl. Whoever wins gets the "Not Worst Team in College Football" trophy which is an actual working golden toilet. I know it sounds insane but think about it. First of all if you are that bad then the extra month of practice would be a huge benefit for returning players. Second the schools would get a payday for going to a bowl. Third it would be no worse than those NFL games where the idea is to lose so they get first draft choice. In fact since both teams are still wanting a win it would be better

The game itself should be sponsored by some company that makes toilets, toilet paper, feminine hygiene products, bathroom cleaner, trash bags, or adult diapers. Also free paper bags with eye-holes are offered to all fans regardless of team.
 
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Crash1984 said:
The game itself should be sponsored by some company that makes toilets, toilet paper, feminine hygiene products, bathroom cleaner, trash bags, or adult diapers. Also free paper bags with eye-holes are offered to all fans regardless of team.
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DD4ME said:
This weeks installment of "The Toilet Bowl" pits two juggernauts of instability for a punchline stealing showdown.

Weigh in now on which gets flushed first: Butch Jones' HC status or Muschamp's prozac and lithium supply.


Knowing Butch's penchant to perplex at all turns I predict a win for UT. UT fans will be forced to pilfer Muschamp's medicine cabinet for sanity.
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The game will no doubt be fist fight between Butch Jones and Will Muschamp, who's your pick?
 
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O'l Red Face vs Red Neck, does Muschamp survive a Butch Jones sucker punch, to win in the 10th round by TKO?:lolabove:
 
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JoAllan said:
SC is 122nd in rushing, 55th in passing
84th scoring O
57th in run D
96th in passing D

SC is not good
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But, will they light up the Vols secondary or just run the ball down right through the Vol defense?
 
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photovol said:
But, will they light up the Vols secondary or just run the ball down right through the Vol defense?
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They will prob run about like UMass did, but that won't be enough. They will have to pass to win, and Tennessee's passing D is not bad at all (even given teams run on us mostly).

The game will come down to which is better, Tennessee's run or SC's pass.

I think Tennessee's running game will win out.
 
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JoAllan said:
SC is 122nd in rushing, 55th in passing
84th scoring O
57th in run D
96th in passing D

SC is not good
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This will just make it that much harder to swallow when jones figures out how to post another "L" against a SEC team. Have we won a single game this year when playing an SEC team? :hi:
BTW coach on coach, has jones ever won this dual?:eek:lol:
 
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JoAllan said:
They will prob run about like UMass did, but that won't be enough. They will have to pass to win, and Tennessee's passing D is not bad at all (even given teams run on us mostly).

The game will come down to which is better, Tennessee's run or SC's pass.

I think Tennessee's running game will win out.
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They wouldn't have to run much better than UMASS to win! Why would SC count on the pass? We can't seem to stop anyone from running on us? Next year, I hope we play a pick-up team from Remington Career College-maybe we'll stop their running game. Or, if we have a New HC-we can get back to playing VOL FOOTBALL-The way it should be-you know, where we kick everyone's asses out of TN.....and take home another NC-YES.:hi:
 
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I40flyer said:
They wouldn't have to run much better than UMASS to win! Why would SC count on the pass? We can't seem to stop anyone from running on us? Next year, I hope we play a pick-up team from Remington Career College-maybe we'll stop their running game. Or, if we have a New HC-we can get back to playing VOL FOOTBALL-The way it should be-you know, where we kick everyone's asses out of TN.....and take home another NC-YES.:hi:
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I say that because SC is about as bad an anyone in the nation at running the football (sure they will run on TN but not near enough to win). SC is not on the same planet as far as running as GA Tech and GA.

If SC wins or has any chance at winning they have to do it passing the football.
 
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Crash1984 said:
Speaking of Toilet Bowls, here is an idea I have had.

Take the two worst teams in college football and put them in a game called the Toilet Bowl. Whoever wins gets the "Not Worst Team in College Football" trophy which is an actual working golden toilet. I know it sounds insane but think about it. First of all if you are that bad then the extra month of practice would be a huge benefit for returning players. Second the schools would get a payday for going to a bowl. Third it would be no worse than those NFL games where the idea is to lose so they get first draft choice. In fact since both teams are still wanting a win it would be better

The game itself should be sponsored by some company that makes toilets, toilet paper, feminine hygiene products, bathroom cleaner, trash bags, or adult diapers. Also free paper bags with eye-holes are offered to all fans regardless of team.
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There was a guy in the 30s-50s who pitted the mathematically worst CFB teams each season against each other in a theoretical game he called "the futility bowl"
 
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South C unlike Tennessee is improving. SC wins and they move out of the toilet to much improved.
 
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