The Tell A Funny Story Thread

#26
#26
hmanvolfan said:
I thought it was very funny, but one must honestly wonder where she would have come up with it to begin with... :birgits_giggle:
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I agree, it puts me in a bad light. Ah well, not the first time I've looked bad on something, won't be the last.
 
#27
#27
I was working a drug prevention display in a mall in Jacksonville, FL. I had strayed from the table a little bit when a couple came up and began to ask me question about drug addiction. After a few minutes of explaining the "tough love" model I stepped backwards and began to turn to the table. My intention was to step back, turn, and pick of a couple of brochures for the couple. What I didnt realize was that another woman had stopped to my left and parked her stroller right behind me. I tripped over the baby in the stroller and began to fall. I immediately paniced as I saw myself (6ft 1in, 225lbs) falling onto the baby. I began to flail my arms and kick my legs out as I tried to regain my balance. What I succeeded in doing was kicking the stroller and the baby about four times and about 12 feet. All the while the mother is screaming bloody murder and the child is crying at the top of it's lungs. The good news is that I somehow managed to not fall on top of the stroller.
 
#29
#29
A lady in a car in front of me in line at a drive through Beer Dock in Ohio ordered a case of beer, and unknown to the attendant had her baby lying in the back seat under a blanket (winter time). The guy threw the case of beer on top of the baby.











































The baby was not hurt, it was light beer.
 
#31
#31
A while back when we had an answering machine I had my voice come on and instead of saying leave a message , I just said hello , whoever was on the other end then said hello back , I would continue to tell them I couldn't hear them and they were going to have to speak up . Well by the time it was over and they were yelling in the phone . Then I would tell them that I was a recording and to leave their message . By the time they got to leave their message they were pretty worked up and left me some pretty good ones.

There were people calling people to have them call our answering machine.
 
#32
#32
Tiger, me and my boy did that. The entire family was pissy at me and as a group said they would never call again unless I changed the recording... we kept it for a while.
 
#33
#33
Volnissniss said:
Tiger, me and my boy did that. The entire family was pissy at me and as a group said they would never call again unless I changed the recording... we kept it for a while.
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My wife and myself actually rolled in the floor laughing at people hollering into the answering machine.:rofl:
 
#34
#34
I once had my answering machine say "Hey, thanks for calling. You know what to do." I noticed one day that my dad had called like five times and hung up. I called him and said "Daddy, have you been trying to reach me?" He said "Yeah. All day. And every time I called, your answering machine said "You know what to do." I said "Why didn't you leave me a message???"
He said "I didn't know what to do."

I guess you had to be there but I laughed till I cried.
 
#36
#36
LadyinOrange said:
I once had my answering machine say "Hey, thanks for calling. You know what to do." I noticed one day that my dad had called like five times and hung up. I called him and said "Daddy, have you been trying to reach me?" He said "Yeah. All day. And every time I called, your answering machine said "You know what to do." I said "Why didn't you leave me a message???"
He said "I didn't know what to do."

I guess you had to be there but I laughed till I cried.
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That's great. My grandmother "couldn't check her voicemail" once and I asked why and she said it was because she was supposed to hold the 1 key down to get her voicemails but she couldn't hear what they were saying because she was holding the 1 key...

I laughed until I cried as well...
 
#37
#37
RockyTop572 said:
That's great. My grandmother "couldn't check her voicemail" once and I asked why and she said it was because she was supposed to hold the 1 key down to get her voicemails but she couldn't hear what they were saying because she was holding the 1 key...

I laughed until I cried as well...
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:eek:lol:
 
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