A Wicker Santa Joke
Santa was making his rounds throughout the country and went down the chimney and he saw a pretty woman on the couch in silk pajamas with no bra on. She said Santa would you like to stay and play awhile. He replied Ho Ho Ho gotta go, got toys to deliver.
The next chimney he went down there was a pretty woman with no shirt or bra on laying on the couch. She said Santa would you like to stay and play awhile. Santa replied Ho Ho Ho gotta go, got toys to deliver.
The next chimney he went down he found a beautiful woman with nothing on laying on the couch rubbing her breasts and slightly moaning. She said Santa please stay a while and play with me. Santa replied Hey Hey Hey guess I better stay, can't get up the chimney with my goose this way.