I've always wondered what it would be like to be a negavol ...
Dooley sucks, our team is awful fire everybody down to the equipment manager. All you sunshine pumpers need to lay of the Doolaid, because Dudley Doolittle precious baby has you blinded to what's really going on! Sure he has great hair and is funny, but he can't recruit, can't coach, can't run a program in the sec. Sabans reject special teams coach. The wheels are falling off of everything! Baseless rumors! Yada yada, sinking ship, yada yada, no one wants to work here, blah blah 5 million for a good coach, etc etc clay travis/hyams/basillio makes a good point, so on and so forth....
I think ill go home and strike my wife tonight.