The pastor and his stolen bike.

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Recently I was talking pastor friend and he told me that believed that a church member had stolen a bike from him.

You would not believe how stressed he was over it. I was joking with him and I told him on Sunday he needed to preach on the 10 Commandments and emphasize Thou Shalt Not Steal.

I told him that you never know, maybe if a person at the church did steal it they would bring it back after the sermon.

That Sunday afternoon I expected my friend to call me but he never did. I waited till after their Sunday night service and I buzzed him on his cell phone.

I asked him how every thing went and he said that it did not turn out how he thought it was going to.

I was puzzled and asked him what he was talking about and he said he got to Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and he remembered where he left his bike.

:eek:k:
 
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