The One Upper Thread.

[UTvol1fn]

I'm the best there is at counting sheep....sorry to crush yalls dreams.

 

[VIF]

Damn, my voicemail is full again. Gotta dump Minka for being a pest.

 

[Volst53]

I hit that and quit it about three months after you two started dating.

 

[VIF]

Yea, it's good stuff once I got in past the first 3 inches that were used.

 

[Volst53]

Nothing beats virgin territory

 

[Volst53]

I woke up this morning and pissed a tornado

 

[VIF]

I think that would be called a water spout.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I woke up this morning and put on a shirt and a button fell off, I went to the sink to get a drink of water and the knob fell off, I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off.................I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

 

[Volst53]

smart move VT with the way you were having bad luck with little things.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Way I look at it, it's better to have a little than nothing at all

 

[Slydell]

usa, you saying you came within an inch of being a girl?

 

[VOLtownUSA]

If I was circumsized twice, I'd be feeling feminine right now lulz

 

[VIF]

When I pee it takes all four fingers to hold it, too bad I pee on the last three

 

[Slydell]

Just scored a 150 on the Wonderlic test. Finished in 2 minutes flat this time.

 

[VIF]

Just scored a 150 on the Windylic test. Finished in 2 minutes flat this time.

fyp and wow you made it twice as long this time.:birgits_giggle:

 

[Slydell]

Yep, normally I'm just a Minute Man.

 

[Volst53]

You might also want to go see a doctor.

 

[VIF]

Yep, normally I'm just a Minute Man.

All you need is a minute to win it!:dance2:

 

[Slydell]

I am. Tomorrow. Can't be too careful. These kerosene dips are getting old. Need new treatment.

 

[Volst53]

I know it's hard to believe she would be a burner.