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Was posting on my laptop

 

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I like mobile

 

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Much better

 

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It's faster

 

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And cleaner

 

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Anyway

 

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Dreading tonight

 

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I've got to work in the same building

 

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As her majesty

 

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Haven't had to do that

 

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In several weeks

 

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But tonight

 

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And tomorrow night

 

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I drew the Short straw

 

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Why did my auto-correct

 

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Capitalize the word short

 

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That time it didn't do it

 

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I'm so confused

 

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But that doesn't take much

 

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These days

 

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I'm getting old

 

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Anyway

 

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Wish me luck

 

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I'm gonna need it

 

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One of these days