The OFFICIAL Things We Would Love About Alabama Thread

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CountVolcula

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I thought we should all look deep inside ourselves and find the reasons that we would "Love" about Alabama if we lived there.

No need to provide a Dental plan if you are fortunate enough to have a business in Alabama

Dates are cheap. $5 or a Bologna sandwich will usually get you to third base.

Education is top notch. They even provide transportation and free textbooks to their student athletes
 
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It would give you a greater appreciation for every other state in the union.
 
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I like the " Go to Church, Or the Devil will get ya" sign.. I think it is near the Alabaster exit..

Always makes my wife and I laugh on the way to Knoxville..

Plus Boobie Bungalow as we are pulling into Pulaski.. =)
 
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Fairhope...used to live there...amazing people, amazing place, good food. miss it all the time.
 
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Its easy to tell a Alabama graduate because they always say would you like fries with that?
 
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TennesseePride said:
I like the " Go to Church, Or the Devil will get ya" sign.. I think it is near the Alabaster exit..

Always makes my wife and I laugh on the way to Knoxville..

Plus Boobie Bungalow as we are pulling into Pulaski.. =)
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Um, "the World Famous Boobie Bungalow" hahahaha..
I went there when I turned 18 and for the life of me, it was easily the trashiest place i have ever been to.
Except Jordan-Hare Stadium.
 
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I could never be happy there, but I am thankful that Perry County is nice enough to take our 5 million tons of ash waste from Kingston and bury it in their backyard.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/30/us/30ash.html

CountVolcula said:
I thought we should all look deep inside ourselves and find the reasons that we would "Love" about Alabama if we lived there.

No need to provide a Dental plan if you are fortunate enough to have a business in Alabama

Dates are cheap. $5 or a Bologna sandwich will usually get you to third base.

Education is top notch. They even provide transportation and free textbooks to their student athletes
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CaVOLfn said:
Um, "the World Famous Boobie Bungalow" hahahaha..
I went there when I turned 18 and for the life of me, it was easily the trashiest place i have ever been to.
Except Jordan-Hare Stadium.
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Haha we've never been there.. We just laugh at all the signs leading up to it.. And the when you pass by it it looks like an old shoney's or something.. Not to mention the giant.. "chicken" sitting outside of the place next door..
 
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TennesseePride said:
Haha we've never been there.. We just laugh at all the signs leading up to it.. And the when you pass by it it looks like an old shoney's or something.. Not to mention the giant.. "chicken" sitting outside of the place next door..
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Sorry to burst the bubble, but the Boobie Bungalow is in Elkton, Tennessee. They just do their advertising along the Alabama interstates.
 
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The many International Symbol signs easily tell which way the stadium or north is.
 
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You know how to tell when an Alabama guy has a girlfriend???

There will be dip spit down the passenger side of the truck too...

Alabama fans and maggots have what in common???

Only two things in this world that can live off a Dead "Bear" for 20 years....

They live by the saying..."If you cant keep it in your pants...Keep it in the family"
 
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swordfish_vol said:
How in the world did Alabama get so much of the space program anyway??? Just because it's remotely close to Florida? That's it???
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Because the Dept. of Defense correctly ascertained that:

1. Escaped Nazis like Werner von Braun could only get so far into the pines around Huntsville before they realized he was gone;

2. Soviet spies could never infiltrate the community, because there is no way to fake inbred; and

3. If those crazy Krauts blew the place up with 300 tons of liquid oxygen, nobody would miss it.
 
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