The official OE status thread

[OrangeEmpire]

Going to run five miles with the weight vest

 

[VIF]

Going to run five miles with the weight vest

I just call it jogging with the wife. geez.

 

[Thrasher865]

So we get to post statuses for OE in this thread? This will be fun.

 

[Thrasher865]

picking the cereal out of his lucky charms

 

[tri_vol]

Go run the mayan ruins. That will give you a workout.
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[Thrasher865]

Ice cream truck derailed workout. Heading home to watch Judge Judy instead.

 

[Pulscifer]

Decided to reorganize my stamp collection while I watch Judy be a judge.
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[Thrasher865]

Can't find fleshlight. What time does Emerald Club open?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Getting trench coat back from dry-cleaners before heading to the club. Stain free finally.

 

[GBO18]

Am I the only one that doesn't give a shizz?

 

[Indianavol4eva]

no.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

OE had a great run and washed his beautiful naked body with soap and water afterward.
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[OrangeEmpire]

OE is at the dog park praying the brainless bloodhound poops
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Don't you really mean you're going to run 5 miles today with your manssierre?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Don't you really mean you're going to run 5 miles today with your manssierre?

OE does what he can.
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[The Ron Mexico]

I am being told that this:

Going to run five miles with the weight vest

is code for man sex.
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I am being told that this:
is code for man sex.
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I didn't even grin.

 

[rmsmith]

OE: shootin radar on I-95. I'm gonna catch then duke boys.
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[OrangeEmpire]

OE: shootin radar on I-95. I'm gonna catch then duke boys.
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hate radar and im on 295....tickets for terrorism crushing crime!
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[The Ron Mexico]

I didn't even grin.

Yes you did.

 

[jhen713]

No updates from OE in the past 25 min. He must be stuck in the bathroom or at krispy kreme.

 

[theFallGuy]

adfad

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Currently unwinding from a day of protecting the commonwealth
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[rbroyles]

Currently unwinding from a day of protecting the commonwealth
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We need protection from the Commonwealth.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Dropped the boy off at school and currently dropping a bomb.
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