The Official Nerd-Vol Hospital Night Thread

[golfballs]

February 3, 2012

Any chance he gets a nurse's number and we get another Nerd-Vol Date Night Thread?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Enema

 

[golfballs]

Ignore the no-cell phone rule, Nerd. Give us updates.

 

[CardiacKid]

Enema

Good call. Probably impacted

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Ignore the no-cell phone rule, Nerd. Give us updates.

Lol. Sitting in a bed. No pants on. Monitoring my blood pressure and heartbeat.

I am hungry.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

10000 whether he survives the night?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

10000 whether he survives the night?

Ill take 5000 says I perish.

 

[golfballs]

Lol. Sitting in a bed. No pants on. Monitoring my blood pressure and heartbeat.

I am hungry.

hospital robes are drafty

 

[golfballs]

Ill take 5000 says I perish.

from overdose

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Preliminary line out of vegas is 10/1 death

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Preliminary line out of vegas is 10/1 death

Hmm. I may take the points.

 

[golfballs]

those are decent odds. what about cause of death?

50/1 starvation

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Scurvy is at 19.5/1

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I call the haids at 2-3

 

[golfballs]

 

[golfballs]

he's pregnant

 

[Nerd-Vol]

he's pregnant

I haven't had a period in 24 years.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Congrats! Name it Souce if it's a boy or Newt if it's a girl!

 

[ImTheCrew]

Nice

 

[rmsmith]

take your pic nerd!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

take your pic nerd!

The white ones.

 

[Hobock]

I set the odds at 1-1 that Nerd has an abnormal melanin condition.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Ugh. Just got blood drawn and they are saying it may be an hour before the lab results are in.


Dammit! I just want to get drunk on Friday night. Is that too much too ask?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Ugh. Just got blood drawn and they are saying it may be an hour before the lab results are in.


Dammit! I just want to get drunk on Friday night. Is that too much too ask?

Should of stayed at home. Drink till you can't feel it anymore or the rest of body caught up.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Should of stayed at home. Drink till you can't feel it anymore or the rest of body caught up.

That's what I tried to tell my doctor.